First day with a walking stick

[owdun]

You only had to shout, you daft B'stard, and we would all have been on the road. Don't sink into it, shout, swear, and give us all hell on here, we don't care if the walking stick hurt your Chalfonts, though I must admit, I can't see the connection, but we do care really.


Aye Owdun.

[Gary Treacher]

I have been suffering with my piles for about 8 weeks now. If your stick is causing you that many problems, can I please borrow it ! I could put one of the wife cactus plants on the end and use it as a barrel brush....

[harry hackedoff]

could go in
for the ski pole type - Nordic Walking is all the rage. Adjustable poles,
good support - and still stylish - if you have to do it - do it in style..
as usual !

Steve the ones Trog speaks of are made by a company called Lecki( or similar) there are others available. These allow you to hold them with the arm bent (like cross-country poles) rather than straight, like traditional walking stick. Once you`ve ditched your L plates, try them out at places like Snow and Rock in Chester Depends on what your stick is for,
Good luck, mate.

[Cream]

hmmm... those things are evil, check this out
http://www.superiormartialarts.com/cgi- ... iliate=888

[Shoulderholster]

Steve look on the bright side mate.You now have something to wave at those dithering bastards who are looking for a parking place!!!.
SH
P.S Don't slip on any dog shite with it.(What ever happened to white dog shite?,you never see it these days).

[harry hackedoff]

Heyup Shoulders, white dog shite, indeed
How was the vid?
Aye,

[Jim T]

When I was a kid I always thought that white dog shite was laid by Labrador's. Don't know why I ever thought this. Don't really know why I'm telling you lot either?

Jim T

[ExCrabMate]

I can see a Turdus Blancus from where I sit, but he'll wrap & leg it in a few minutes.

[Contractor]

Dr Contractor writes:

White dog pooh is an indicator that parasites are present - tapeworms, roundworms etc.

Probably on the decrease due to owners worming their dogs on a more regular basis.

[Shoulderholster]

Theres me thinking it was always made by white poodles that had eaten some bones.The things you can learn on these forums amazes me.
SH
Tangent completed!,from Artists walking stick problems to canine crap.DEAD RIGHT.

[Pilgrim Norway]

"is an indicator that parasites are present - tapeworms, roundworms etc. "

Thats promptly stopped me looking over my shoulder

[Artist]

The white stuff is used by the tanning industry. How do you think they get the loverly white very expensive leather couches the Hoo Rays spend a fortune on?

Nail in one White dog sh*t! (Gen Buzz chaps)

Not getting a ski pole just yet have purchased a stout stick. Have painted roses and castles all over it. Some dick wolf whistled me the other day. All he had was a NHS issue metal one. (Kin Loser!)

Artist

[JR]

Nice one Steve,but the ultimate stick would have to be a 'Pace stick' that'l frighten a few of the B'stards.Aye JR

[sunman]

I would suggest a Poss Stick Steve
that will then go with your big bucket
you bought and then you can do your
Dhobi anywhere you choose.
Cheers Mate

Aye Sunman .

[Black Rat]

Me old man found his useful when some misguided young men thought they would ask to borrow some money from him as he was walking home from Legion one night.

He broke it over ones head after twatting two others! No probs then with the old bill (this was about 10 years ago) as he tutored one of the pc's who arrived to deal!