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General discussions on joining & training in the Royal Marines.
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Post by Felias »

Is he saying your a twat? Spooky. :evil:
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ha ha ha!

You are super-fit with an abnormal body but you cant quite lip-read eh?

Can you not use you 2000/20 vision to work it out?

Spooky, well said (or not said? :wink: )

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"Right, you've done the hard bit, now make it look easy"

Desire. Grit. Determination. Victory.
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hes pointing at you felias
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Felias wrote:Is he saying your a twat? Spooky. :evil:
thats your only rebuke?

thats not even a rebuke!

disprove what i say. better yet, prove what you say. ill be expecting to see you on the discovery channel sometime soon if your telling the truth.

or guiness book of records...
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Your a twat...... end of.

Thankyou

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Training diary by Felias

5am - woke up, took a dump, weighed in 12st, ate 15 apples and 1 wheetabix, felt wierd
8am - 1 mile run, shat myself after 800m, pedestrians laughed at me loads
10pm - posted on www.mfat.co.uk my best 8 mile time of 38mins 12 secs

ps spooky that pic cracked me up, almost spat my water all over my keyboard :D
PJFT : 9.12
PRMC : 24th May... FAILED
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i do my best ;)
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Post by Sarastro »

Changed my mind, please keep posting Feely, some of this stuff is pure comedy gold!
Felias wrote:As for weight loss pick a fruit which you like and eat it with some carbs(extremely important) also eat as much fruit as possible to fill yourself and then do what you like!
So basically, you can eat as much as you like, but since it's fruit you will lose weight!
Then again I have pushed myself so hard that my tyroid gland has gotten bigger and is farking chocking me
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Genius...though to be fair on your thyroid, it is only doing what we are all thinking of :wink:
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I actually lost 3 ston in a months but 5 altogether. my mistake. BTW Sara you a idiot.
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bleh, i didn't expect my thread to turn into This!
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Aye Cosmo, sorry for starting it off.

Last word on the subject. First, Felias, if you meant "BTW Sara you are an idiot" [B in A-level English I think not...] then you may well be right, but deeply ironic coming from you! Secondly, if all the bumph you have posted is actually true, there is a simple way to prove it. You apparently live in London , having talked about huge beasting sessions with your 'unit' in Hyde Park, well I live in London too. Would be quite happy to meet you this week [somewhere public if this worries big strong you!] and see a) your amazing pressups, b) huge stretch marks you must have from losing so much weight so fast, and c) any other superhuman abilities you might pick up in the next few days. In the unlikely event we all turn out to be wrong and you are telling the truth, I will post here eating humble pie and telling all and sundry of your amazing Marvel powers.

There, glove slapped, challenge laid down. Now we can both shut up until you either take it up, or make lame excuses or correct your 'mistakes' and slink off.
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Post by Mr Mojo Risin »

Loving this! Tenner says no reply from Felias EVER.
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I call you ten and raise you five! :wink:

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A great quote from the "Destination: D-Day" series:

"Right, you've done the hard bit, now make it look easy"

Desire. Grit. Determination. Victory.
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Post by Spooky »

hey sarast - felias, i live in london too, so would be happy to come along; or if felias is a bit worried, i cant run that fast or do that many pushups in one go, so hes less to fear from me.
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I live in Devon but to watch this I'd travel several hundred miles!! :D :wink:
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