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You know your drunk when..........
You know your drunk when..........
You remove your clothes and make a 2 piece bikini set from plastic bags you find on the floor.
Many more to come from me, got any ?
Many more to come from me, got any ?
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- Guest
you fall asleep under the DJ's decks in a club and end up getting locked in then when sobering up during the night getting up setting off the alarm and getting arrested for your troubles, then the next morning released whilst being laughed at by two big burly aussie policemen. the above wasnt me honest.
When you put T-shirts on your head in the shape of terrorist masks srtip down to your boxers, run around the hotel breaking into your team mates rooms and wrecking them. shouting ALAH ALAH at the top of your voice.
lew
lew
All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
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recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
That's not how you know when you're drunk. That's how you know when to seek medical helplew wrote:When you put T-shirts on your head in the shape of terrorist masks srtip down to your boxers, run around the hotel breaking into your team mates rooms and wrecking them. shouting ALAH ALAH at the top of your voice.
lew
"Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets..."
Tours do that to you mate.bigbart wrote: That's not how you know when you're drunk. That's how you know when to seek medical help
You also know when you’re drunk when you think it’s a good idea to try and carry a boat back to your room with four drunken mates. Then try and run from the police (still carrying the boat ) when they clock you.
Police lady: why didn't you drop the boat.
Captain of the team: we didn’t want to get done for criminal damage to.
lew
All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
You should've hopped in and started rowing.
Worst that's happened to me during a session was a total black-out. Me and my mate were out, drinking down pints followed by aftershocks at the bar the last I remember. I woke up the next morning in bed next to my girlfriend (who is now my wife.) and covered in a mixture of vomit and blood. She said I was talking to her one minute, the next, my mate said something in my ear and off we went. She saw me again at closing time outside the club, covered in blood, being questioned by 2 police officers. A few days later I saw 2 other lads I knew who were out that night. They said me and my mate were talking to a group of lads on the dancefloor one minute, the next, we were throwing punches at them all.
It's still a mystery now. I haven't touched aftershock since...
Worst that's happened to me during a session was a total black-out. Me and my mate were out, drinking down pints followed by aftershocks at the bar the last I remember. I woke up the next morning in bed next to my girlfriend (who is now my wife.) and covered in a mixture of vomit and blood. She said I was talking to her one minute, the next, my mate said something in my ear and off we went. She saw me again at closing time outside the club, covered in blood, being questioned by 2 police officers. A few days later I saw 2 other lads I knew who were out that night. They said me and my mate were talking to a group of lads on the dancefloor one minute, the next, we were throwing punches at them all.
It's still a mystery now. I haven't touched aftershock since...
"Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets..."
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- Guest
You know you are the best dancer on the floor....................the shortcut home over the barbed wire fence and ploughed field while wearing your mess dress is a good idea.......................you think your missus won't mind getting up to make you and your mates some scran while you finish your carry out, she would have been up in a couple of hours anyway.
lol... that reminds me of a bit in First Into Action by Duncan Falconer when somebody takes a marine recruit out of his room still in his bed and placed him in the middle of the Parade Ground! And he was still there when the RSM came along!AC wrote:... you think it's a good idea to steal the Sergeant Majors bed... and go to sleep in it.
Incidently, there's a Duncan Falconer in my year at school!
Ghost