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Bugle Playing
There's always the emergency method. You'll need the assistance of your wife or a sworn enemy; place your pursed lips on the mouthpiece, nod your head and close your eyes, as you nod your head your wife smashes two bricks together across your bollocks. RESULT 'A' SHARP
You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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Dear brougeboy
Ifen playing a bugle did all that to you it's a bloody good job you didn't take up the TUBA!
Really, four hours? Missus must love you. Most sunday mornings in the village where I live some herbert practices on his bagpipes. He's getting better. Mindyou, It's not what you expect in Cheshire village.
Aye steve evans
Ifen playing a bugle did all that to you it's a bloody good job you didn't take up the TUBA!
Really, four hours? Missus must love you. Most sunday mornings in the village where I live some herbert practices on his bagpipes. He's getting better. Mindyou, It's not what you expect in Cheshire village.
Aye steve evans
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A few useful tips for bugle playing.
1. Ensure you have the bugle the right way round.
2. Always check for superglue on the mouthpiece.
3. Issue those near to you with ear defenders.
4. Climb into the pre prepared 20 foot deep hole.
5. Wet lips.
6. Start playing. (keeping a good look out for "the front for castrating
really bad bugle players without hesitation league") Very active in the
Portsmouth area so I hear.
7. Stop playing and take up a new hobby such as windsurfing
round the Cape of good hope blindfolded.
Hope this is helpful.
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1. Ensure you have the bugle the right way round.
2. Always check for superglue on the mouthpiece.
3. Issue those near to you with ear defenders.
4. Climb into the pre prepared 20 foot deep hole.
5. Wet lips.
6. Start playing. (keeping a good look out for "the front for castrating
really bad bugle players without hesitation league") Very active in the
Portsmouth area so I hear.
7. Stop playing and take up a new hobby such as windsurfing
round the Cape of good hope blindfolded.
Hope this is helpful.
Artist
Andy,
I thought that I had wandered onto a porno site, (sore throat, tingling lips and tender stomach).
dont try and involve me in your wanderings, the wife will kill me,
as for the bugle, i've not been able to do any practicing for the last 6 months as my 19 yr old son had a major breakdown and all our time has been spent trying to help him out, but hopefully i will have some time to get my lips all wet and puckered before christmas, i really miss not having a good blow.
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Cheers for the advice, i will avoid portsmouth like the plague
I thought that I had wandered onto a porno site, (sore throat, tingling lips and tender stomach).
dont try and involve me in your wanderings, the wife will kill me,
as for the bugle, i've not been able to do any practicing for the last 6 months as my 19 yr old son had a major breakdown and all our time has been spent trying to help him out, but hopefully i will have some time to get my lips all wet and puckered before christmas, i really miss not having a good blow.
Artist,
Cheers for the advice, i will avoid portsmouth like the plague
Just Because I'm Paranoid, It Doesn't Mean They're Not Out To Get Me.
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