Sarcastic ways of stating the bleedin obvious

leroy8541 · Post by **leroy8541** » Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:45 pm

useless as tits on a boar hog
if my dog looked like her I'd shave his ar*e and make him walk backwards
she's laid more pipe than a british plumber

leroy8541 · Post by **leroy8541** » Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:48 pm

does howdy doody have a wooden pecker
if you don't tell that i have a wooden pecker i won't tell that you have splinters

wilson · Post by **wilson** » Fri 28 Mar, 2003 7:53 am

"Blimey Guvnor! he's had more tarts than Mr Kippling!"

Aye,
wilson

Gary Treacher · Post by **Gary Treacher** » Fri 28 Mar, 2003 8:19 pm

His known as EXOCET. You can see him coming and theres not a thing you can do about it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:12 am

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:17 am

He should go far......and the sooner he sets out, the better!

Sea Soldier · Post by **Sea Soldier** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:43 am

Face as long as a Gas Man's Mac

He's known as the "Olympic Flame" ... never goes out !

He's known as "Gurkha" ... never takes prisoners !

He's known as "Balaklava" ... one mention of the word "charge" & He's off !

He's known as "Esso" ... Every Saturday & Sunday Off !

He's known as "Bongo" ... Books On,Never Goes Out !

Sea Soldier · Post by **Sea Soldier** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:45 am

They call him "Bidet" .... one big washout !

Cronkilla · Post by **Cronkilla** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 4:00 pm

'Does a hooker get laid more than a table in a retraunt?'

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 7:05 pm

Mr Robert Parry (El Prez) is quite quite normal in all respects.

aye steve evans

Archie · Post by **Archie** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 8:43 pm

Talk about mean, He's always first out of the taxi and last at the bar.

Sea Soldier · Post by **Sea Soldier** » Sat 29 Mar, 2003 10:01 pm

I'm not saying he's old but I did hear,he was Duty Bugler at the Battle of Jericho !

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