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RSO3 · Post by **RSO3** » Wed 14 Nov, 2007 8:44 pm

I've just posted this on a previous link, but it really deserves its own thread:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Pte_Golden

Seraph · Post by **Seraph** » Wed 14 Nov, 2007 9:51 pm

He looks 12!

1664Kro · Post by **1664Kro** » Wed 14 Nov, 2007 9:54 pm

Classic ! He turned up on his first day of training with chest webbing, what a twat

And all the other walts telling pork pies, I don't understand why they would lie to themselves like that. . .how sad.

Hyperlithe · Post by **Hyperlithe** » Wed 14 Nov, 2007 10:28 pm

Which one is he, the Burberry chav or the one with an inverted chest?

1664Kro · Post by **1664Kro** » Wed 14 Nov, 2007 10:35 pm

the Burberry one :multi:

Hyperlithe · Post by **Hyperlithe** » Wed 14 Nov, 2007 10:39 pm

Nice tattoo.

I especially like the letter from Gen Sir Mike Jackson, complete with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, as everyone knows he has no grasp of the English language and not enough nous to get someone to check it over before sending it out!

Wholley · Post by **Wholley** » Wed 14 Nov, 2007 11:33 pm

OOOOHHH.
You Linguist you

Hyperlithe · Post by **Hyperlithe** » Thu 15 Nov, 2007 5:07 am

Did ya like that Paullie?!

davidemmerson · Post by **davidemmerson** » Thu 15 Nov, 2007 9:38 am

Acting all hard then crying on the Trainasium! What must thye have thought when he turns up almost kitted out!

Can he now never apply for the Armed Forces again?

LOOOOOOSER!

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:56 pm

A mong among mongs

We`ve had a few posts previous about this walt. His membership of this forum was but a temporary thing

Holger Danske · Post by **Holger Danske** » Thu 15 Nov, 2007 3:55 pm

How sad is it having that tattoo when you are kicked out..

davidemmerson · Post by **davidemmerson** » Thu 15 Nov, 2007 9:02 pm

harry hackedoff wrote:A mong among mongs

We`ve had a few posts previous about this walt. His membership of this forum was but a temporary thing

Are we worthy enough to see some of his former posts or where they binned too?

David

mm1306 · Post by **mm1306** » Fri 30 Nov, 2007 5:53 pm

I can't beleive he would cry on the trainasium after acting the big man and the corporal had to hold his hand!. I think if that happens you would have to leave because you would be a joke.

gunner75 · Post by **gunner75** » Fri 30 Nov, 2007 7:23 pm

Most workplaces have blokes or as in this case boys like this character. My old place of work had a bloke, late 30's who was a bit of a gun nut war bore, who in his own fantasy island world claimed he helped clean the streets of all the trouble making scum by using an improvised cosh in the form of a sock filled with coins! the mind boggles

Anyway me and my pal (ex RE) bigged him up making him believe he was the dogs dangly bits and had such a giraffe at his expense! These people, however hard it may be to believe they exist, are pure comedy gold!

SandyTheGuvnor · Post by **SandyTheGuvnor** » Fri 30 Nov, 2007 8:31 pm

mm1306 wrote:I can't beleive he would cry on the trainasium after acting the big man and the corporal had to hold his hand!. I think if that happens you would have to leave because you would be a joke.

That i did

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