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Trainasium
Trainasium
Hi Guys i am soon wanting to join the paras i know i have a great level of fitness and i think im ready for it and cant wait to apply. i am just s##t scared of the trainasium. How high is it please?? do you get to have a practice run before you do it on p-coy?? thanks alot to anyone who replys!!
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I thought it was the easiest of the tests. just follow the word of command from the staff and give it lots of welly. I think its highest point is just under 40ft, but in reality if you fall from that height there is a platform about 12-14ft below you so it aint that far a fall.
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Its a bit more than thatgunner75 wrote:I thought it was the easiest of the tests. just follow the word of command from the staff and give it lots of welly.] I think its highest point is just under 40ft,] but in reality if you fall from that height there is a platform about 12-14ft below you so it aint that far a fall.
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-Vomitting
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-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
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freer07 wrote:whens the first time you have to do the trainasium? i read on a forum thats its the first week there is that true??
The trainasium in week 1 has now been binned.
Things you feel like doing after being hit in the liver :
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
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Week 16, unless you get to do it on parents day at the end of week 4.freer07 wrote:so whens the first time you get to try it out then??
Things you feel like doing after being hit in the liver :
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
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one lad fractured his leg jumping into the cargo net, the first time he hit the net fell to the floor, staff screaming at him to do it again, up he gets, hobbles along the pole ,attempts to jump again and basically fell off, hit the ground to cries of," get in the fu##ing wagon" was taken to hospital after the medic noticed swelling in his leg, came back in plaster with the staff all flapping. Also on the see saw, a lad fell, banged his mouth and lost 4 teeth, the staff made him wait while they found his teeth before he could attempt it again, they were standing round passing his front teeth around and he was standing on the platform with blood pissing from his mouth, waiting for the ordere to get over it again.
classic happy memories.
classic happy memories.
How the fcuk did he do the runup & 2 mini jumps before the cargo net with a buggered leg? Or is this an older version of the trainasium?STAND UP HOOK UP wrote:one lad fractured his leg jumping into the cargo net, the first time he hit the net fell to the floor, staff screaming at him to do it again, up he gets, hobbles along the pole ,attempts to jump again and basically fell off,
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STAND UP HOOK UP wrote:one lad fractured his leg jumping into the cargo net, the first time he hit the net fell to the floor, staff screaming at him to do it again, up he gets, hobbles along the pole ,attempts to jump again and basically fell off, hit the ground to cries of," get in the fu##ing wagon" was taken to hospital after the medic noticed swelling in his leg, came back in plaster with the staff all flapping. Also on the see saw, a lad fell, banged his mouth and lost 4 teeth, the staff made him wait while they found his teeth before he could attempt it again, they were standing round passing his front teeth around and he was standing on the platform with blood pissing from his mouth, waiting for the ordere to get over it again.
classic happy memories.
what pole is this.
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Things you feel like doing after being hit in the liver :
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
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sarasto, im making the fu**er up? the tranasium near the assault course and steeplechase in aldershot. He got back `up a second time cos the staff told him, and he wanted to pass the test. Unfortunately there were no men in white coats to have a look at his leg the first time he fell, they sorted that out at the hospital. And the caring staff took him in there arms and gave him a cuddle and a brew before they politely asked him to go up the second time? falling off the cargo net meant hitting the deck, there was no safety net. and not sure where he would have climbed back up, but it was only back on the telegraph pole, or what ever it was ?