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What is a small house fire between friends?
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What is a small house fire between friends?
No 6 has excelled itself on the lunacy scale today. And all the occupants thereof were stone cold sober believe it or not.
Off I went to work .... 7.25 ish secure in the knowledge that me and the kids had had a sober, early night last night and looking forward to a restful, well deserved half term holiday.
11 am .... breaktime at Crowcroft Park Primary and me mobile goes off. 'Mum, there's been a fire.'
'On me way' shouts I , got a 38 mile drive home and trying not to panic. Phones Artist who, mercifully, is a mile or so from my house and is off like a bat out of hell to no 6.
An hour later I arrive home to find my daughter and her hamster still alive, thank fark, Artist up to his armpits in muck and shite and the son and his mate (whose fault it was) running up Bickerton Hills.
Long story cut short. Lads are in a rush to go out running, smoke alarm didn't work, neighbours spotted black smoke and banged the fark out of the front door to wake Hannah up. Else she would surely be dead.
Cheers, Paul, for parking the CD player on top of a lit gaslight on the hob and farking up my six grand I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!.
Oh well, another notch in the bedpost at no 6. Everyone is alive. We are off to the pub to celebrate that fact.
Kinell ...... what the fark next?
Steve, at the risk of embarrassing you, you were an absolute superstar today. Me, mine and mines' friends love you.
Jayne xxxxxxx
Off I went to work .... 7.25 ish secure in the knowledge that me and the kids had had a sober, early night last night and looking forward to a restful, well deserved half term holiday.
11 am .... breaktime at Crowcroft Park Primary and me mobile goes off. 'Mum, there's been a fire.'
'On me way' shouts I , got a 38 mile drive home and trying not to panic. Phones Artist who, mercifully, is a mile or so from my house and is off like a bat out of hell to no 6.
An hour later I arrive home to find my daughter and her hamster still alive, thank fark, Artist up to his armpits in muck and shite and the son and his mate (whose fault it was) running up Bickerton Hills.
Long story cut short. Lads are in a rush to go out running, smoke alarm didn't work, neighbours spotted black smoke and banged the fark out of the front door to wake Hannah up. Else she would surely be dead.
Cheers, Paul, for parking the CD player on top of a lit gaslight on the hob and farking up my six grand I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!.
Oh well, another notch in the bedpost at no 6. Everyone is alive. We are off to the pub to celebrate that fact.
Kinell ...... what the fark next?
Steve, at the risk of embarrassing you, you were an absolute superstar today. Me, mine and mines' friends love you.
Jayne xxxxxxx
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Ben and Paul out on the town last night after a family tea at the pub (had to eat out as the cooker has welded itself to every spare inch of work surface and CD player and is totally farked.)
'Guess what happened today? We set fire to the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!.'
Oddly enough, no one seemed remotely surprised.
The whole house is black and we have woken up looking like Al Jolson stand-ins.
And it's amazing how a small house fire reveals hundreds, nay thousands, of cobwebs otherwise invisible to the naked eye. A bit reminiscent of the Ghost Ride at Alton Towers.
There is absolutely no way we can clean it ourselves and I have got my fingers crossed that the insurers will get the professionals in.
Thank Christ my mother is housebound and won't be 'dropping in' for a visit!!!!!
Jayne xx
Cheers, got1 for that information. I had been worrying about the goings on in Emmerdale.
'Guess what happened today? We set fire to the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!.'
Oddly enough, no one seemed remotely surprised.
The whole house is black and we have woken up looking like Al Jolson stand-ins.
And it's amazing how a small house fire reveals hundreds, nay thousands, of cobwebs otherwise invisible to the naked eye. A bit reminiscent of the Ghost Ride at Alton Towers.
There is absolutely no way we can clean it ourselves and I have got my fingers crossed that the insurers will get the professionals in.
Thank Christ my mother is housebound and won't be 'dropping in' for a visit!!!!!
Jayne xx
Cheers, got1 for that information. I had been worrying about the goings on in Emmerdale.
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Artist speaking from "Ground Zero"
Number 6 is still akin to a Goths style I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!. Black walls n ceilings......are they in fashion these days?
Millions of spiders have been seen with kit packed slowly exiting via the front door. Zillions of webs all over the house! Heres the crack ref the cause of the fire starting.
Eijut friend of Bens left an owd stereo on the still lit gas hob and then went for a nice run with the said Ben. His last words on leaving were; and I quote! "That Stereos a fire Hazard!?!?!?!"
This part time member of the human race called Paul reminds me of a disaster looking for an area. I am convinced that if the poor sap fell in a bucket or "BRUT" smellies he'd come out smelling of White Dog Shite!!!!!
Heres and E.G. on the buggers luck (such as he has) Goes to a hole in the wall machine at a garage.......Is mugged! Fights back and headbutts the mugger. Knocks himself out!!!!
Anyway we'em off to visit Flightys Sister. Get this! She wants me to do a picture of her Doggie!?!?! Watch and Shoot!!
Artist
Number 6 is still akin to a Goths style I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!. Black walls n ceilings......are they in fashion these days?
Millions of spiders have been seen with kit packed slowly exiting via the front door. Zillions of webs all over the house! Heres the crack ref the cause of the fire starting.
Eijut friend of Bens left an owd stereo on the still lit gas hob and then went for a nice run with the said Ben. His last words on leaving were; and I quote! "That Stereos a fire Hazard!?!?!?!"
This part time member of the human race called Paul reminds me of a disaster looking for an area. I am convinced that if the poor sap fell in a bucket or "BRUT" smellies he'd come out smelling of White Dog Shite!!!!!
Heres and E.G. on the buggers luck (such as he has) Goes to a hole in the wall machine at a garage.......Is mugged! Fights back and headbutts the mugger. Knocks himself out!!!!
Anyway we'em off to visit Flightys Sister. Get this! She wants me to do a picture of her Doggie!?!?! Watch and Shoot!!
Artist