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burns reply to the lads
burns reply to the lads
Need help with a burns speech i've got to make. My hubbie has just informed me that i've to do the reply to the laddies at our regimental burns night. I'm happy to do it but i want a really funny one to reply with. Can anyone please help me ????
Last edited by jockbird on Tue 20 Oct, 2009 7:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
OH WHATA SLEEKIT HORRIBLE BEASTIE THAT LURKS IN YER BELLY EFTER THE FEASTIE JUST AS YE SIT DOON AMONG YER KIN THERE STERTS TO STIR AN ENORMOUS WIND, THE NEEPS AN THE TATTIES AND MUSHIE PEAS STERT WORKIN LIKE A GENTLE BREEZE BUT SOON THE PUDDIN WI THE SAUNCIE FACE WILL HAVE YE BLAWIN ALL OWER THE PLACE,
NAE MATTER WHIT THE HELL YE DAE A'BODYS GONNA HAVE TAE PAY EVEN IF YE TRY TO STIFLE IT'S LIKE A BULLIT OOT A RIFLE,
HAWD YER BUM TIGHT TAE THE CHAIR TAE TRY AND STOP THE LEAKIN AIR SHIFY YERSELFAECHEEKTAECHEEK PRAY TAE GOD IT DOESNAE REEK,
BUT AW YER EFORTS GO ASUNDER OOT IT COMES LIKE A CLAP O THUNDER RICOCHETIN AROON THE ROOM MICHTY ME A SONIC BOOM,
GOD ALMICHTY IT FAIRLY REEKS HOPE I HUVNAE SHIT ME BREEKS TAE THE BOG I BETTER SCURRY AW WHIT THE HELL IT'S NO MA WORRIE,
A'BODY ROON ABOOT ME CHOKIN WAN OR TWO ARE NEARLY BOKIN I'LL FEEL BETTER FOR A WHILE CANNAE HELP BUT RAISE A SMILE,
"WIS HIM!" I SHOUT WITH ACCUSIN GLOWER ALAS TOO LATE, HE'S JUST KEELED OWER "YE DURTY BUGGER"
THEY SHOUT AND STARE A DINNAE FELL WELCOME ANY MAIR,
WHERE E'RE TEGO LET YER WIND GAN FREE SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FUR ME,
WHIT A FUSS AT RABBIES PERTY OWER THE SAKE OF A WON WEE FERTY
Normally goes down well
NAE MATTER WHIT THE HELL YE DAE A'BODYS GONNA HAVE TAE PAY EVEN IF YE TRY TO STIFLE IT'S LIKE A BULLIT OOT A RIFLE,
HAWD YER BUM TIGHT TAE THE CHAIR TAE TRY AND STOP THE LEAKIN AIR SHIFY YERSELFAECHEEKTAECHEEK PRAY TAE GOD IT DOESNAE REEK,
BUT AW YER EFORTS GO ASUNDER OOT IT COMES LIKE A CLAP O THUNDER RICOCHETIN AROON THE ROOM MICHTY ME A SONIC BOOM,
GOD ALMICHTY IT FAIRLY REEKS HOPE I HUVNAE SHIT ME BREEKS TAE THE BOG I BETTER SCURRY AW WHIT THE HELL IT'S NO MA WORRIE,
A'BODY ROON ABOOT ME CHOKIN WAN OR TWO ARE NEARLY BOKIN I'LL FEEL BETTER FOR A WHILE CANNAE HELP BUT RAISE A SMILE,
"WIS HIM!" I SHOUT WITH ACCUSIN GLOWER ALAS TOO LATE, HE'S JUST KEELED OWER "YE DURTY BUGGER"
THEY SHOUT AND STARE A DINNAE FELL WELCOME ANY MAIR,
WHERE E'RE TEGO LET YER WIND GAN FREE SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FUR ME,
WHIT A FUSS AT RABBIES PERTY OWER THE SAKE OF A WON WEE FERTY
Normally goes down well
