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Wouldn't it be nice if.............

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 2:33 pm
by Obi Wan Kenobi
1. There were no conspiracy theorists.
2. Digestive/Ginger nut biscuits never fell into your tea.
3. Britannia still ruled the waves.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 2:43 pm
by Darren82
4. You could live on bacon sandwiches
5. All women looked like Megan Fox

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 2:53 pm
by Obi Wan Kenobi
6. England won the Grand Slam.

7. People with no brains didn't send PMs.
Which is why no-one with any brains PM's you anymore.
That said, if they do, I delete them immediately anyway.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 3:08 pm
by foshy
8. every thing was free

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 3:28 pm
by ofens
9. "we were older..."
10. "we could wake up..."

Hope I've not lost too many readers here... :-?

ofens

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 5:02 pm
by Wholley
11.
If people with guns pointed at their heads would just pull the trigger.
Of course they would have to know the difference between S/A and D/A.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 5:10 pm
by Obi Wan Kenobi
12. Liars, bullies, cowards and hypocrites were gifted with knowing the difference between a gun and a novelty cigarette lighter. In this case a double action novelty cigarette lighter.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 5:14 pm
by foshy
13. peadophiles were hung and you could watch it on national television!

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 5:28 pm
by jstagg
14. If there were no cheesy one liners in movies.
15. Women were like pistols (with silencers) good joke.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 6:51 pm
by Wholley
Obi w@#k wrote:12. Liars, bullies, cowards and hypocrites
Keep it up Steve and you will be gone again.
Comes under the heading of"Abusive and Threatening"
I understand you must be having some personal problems,why not talk to a"Listener"?
Dr.Frasier Crane comes to mind,or his brother Nialls.
Both in the same cloud cuckoo land as you.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 7:34 pm
by Obi Wan Kenobi
Interesting; I speak the truth and am accused of abusive and threatening language and threatened with being 'gone'.

You make false accusations (I don't have any personal problems and am not in cuckoo land), encourage self harm
If people with guns pointed at their heads would just pull the trigger.
and no Agreement Terms are breached. Incredible.
You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws.
Another interesting point is that the Terms should be applied evenly and fairly to all members.
Credit to you for being a total know all gobshite.

Credit to you for stirring shit when there has been no reason to stir shit other than to attract attention to your pathetic self.

Credit to you for causing a load of members to not bother posting any more.

Credit to you for causing an immense amount of bad feeling amongst members no matter how long they have been members on here.
I await, with interest, your comments about abusive, hateful and slanderous language, to the author of this post.

I'll make a little bet with you. I bet no form of reprimand appears.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 7:55 pm
by Obi Wan Kenobi
16. Everything was rosy in the garden.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 8:24 pm
by flighty
Know what, Chef?

I don't give a flying one :whistle: :whistle:

You chose to dig up a 3 month old thread with the express intent of winding me up.

Clever!

I have also invited you to provide me with evidence re my bullying and hypocrisy.

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 8:50 pm
by Obi Wan Kenobi
17. People didn't hi-jack threads with their whingeing. I created a thread specifically for that:

http://www.militaryforums.co.uk/forums/ ... hp?t=37939

Posted: Sun 08 Feb, 2009 8:56 pm
by flighty
Oh, YOU did?

Well, pardon me for not noticing that this has suddenly become YOUR forum.