Great film quotes

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more
powerful than you can possibly imagine

.

[jstagg]

''I place us some where between 'You goh a purdy maouth' and Bum f@#k ville''

[adamb]

"Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake" - Stiffler

"Are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?" - Donkey

"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get" - Forrest Gump

"Remember: Cute and cuddly boys. Cute and cuddly" - Skipper The Penguin

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

"What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?"

"I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?"

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch."

[just_me]

"I love the smell of Napalm in the mourning"

"But Sir, that beach belongs to Charlie" - "Charlie don't surf"

Need I say more?

[AJtothemax]

I'm bored so I'll put my bits in.
Gotta love Arnie quotes.

"You know when I said I would kill you last? I LIED" - Commando.

"Wrong" - Commando.

"Stick around" - Predator.

"Get to the choppa!!" - Predator.

"Let off some steam Bennett" - Commando.

"Whats the matter Dylan? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?" - Predator.

Can't think of any more, may do so when I get some sleep or when I can be bothered.

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

Just_me,
Your quotes from 'Apocalypse Now' and the black parts of my quote from 'True Grit' were both spoken by the same actor, Robert Duvall.

[aspinall]

American Pie

Steve Stifler(LEGEND): It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-f@#k. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.

[English Rose]

Monty, you terrible c@#t!

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

There are numerous lines from the Wizard of Oz (one of my all time favourite films), but this is one of the best:

"Let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old witch, at last, is dead!" - Glinda the good witch of the north.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0

Flighty quoted similar in another thread, but her quote is taken directly from a line in the song.

[ofens]

"I have a heart condition...I have a heart condition...if you hit me it's murder!"

[just_me]

Not a film as suh but a good quote anyway:
(Thinking)"Please don't spit in my food, please don't spit in my food, please don't spit in my food" (Speaking) "Thank you for my food!"

"Hey Doug, I just spit in that guys food"

Not much but made me laugh!

[davidemmerson]

These are from Snatch, when those black pawn brokers are trying to rob Bricktop's bookies':

1) "Your're a natural, ain't ya Tyrone?"
2) "Course I am"
3) "Too tight?! You could fit a jumbo f*cking jet in there"
4) "A natural f*cking idiot"
5) "I didn't see it!"
6) "Appreciated but all...bets...are...off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money"
7) "What the f*ck are you two doing"

[AJtothemax]

These are from Snatch, when those black pawn brokers are trying to rob Bricktop's bookies':

1) "Your're a natural, ain't ya Tyrone?"
2) "Course I am"
3) "Too tight?! You could fit a jumbo f*cking jet in there"
4) "A natural f*cking idiot"
5) "I didn't see it!"
6) "Appreciated but all...bets...are...off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money"
7) "What the f*ck are you two doing"

That film's a ledge.

The best is when Turkish says "Why the F*CK..did you put gorgeous george in a bareknuckle boxing match, two days before he had to fight the bomber?"

[just_me]

From Snatch's younger brother (Lock Stock).
"How do you know it was them?"
"We shot them,"
"What did you shoot them with, a f*cking pellet gun?"
*AWKWARD SILENCE*