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stretch marks

#1 Post by Jordy1 »

does anyone know how i can get rid of them or make them fade? and does anybody know any good supplements that do anything someone said coco powder or something like that thanks lads

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#2 Post by harry hackedoff »

Stay slim, don`t get pregnant.
Worked for me 8)
Next :-?
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#3 Post by Holger Danske »

Strong tights help the ones around the crack of my arse dissapear.
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#4 Post by Jordy1 »

i am slim lol jst got a few near my shoulders from when i used to do weights i do more fitness type stuff now thanks for the advice though lol

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#5 Post by Shoulderholster »

"a few near my shoulders",I'm only 15 miles away!.
Try that bio oil,work on my ring after 10 days on artic rations.

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#6 Post by Shoulderholster »

Strewth!,just seen that your a bloke!,'kin ell!, thought I had trapped.Doc!.

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#7 Post by Kiwi1988 »

Baby oil twice a day, or coca butter.

Drink lots of water about 8 glasses a day.

It works every time.

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#8 Post by 1664Kro »

The Iron worked for my gran.
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#9 Post by harry hackedoff »

Kiwi1988 wrote:Baby oil twice a day, or coca butter.
It works every time.
And KY or a non-water based sex lube but don`t get it in your eyes. :wink:
And make sure you are absolutely certain where the G-spot is before you even start.
One or two fingers is enough, it`s not like girls appreciate the James Herriot method ffs:roll:
Or the Hokey Cokey :o

Here`s the Hackedoff foolproof G-spot detection technique, which I pass on at no cost :wink:
1) Form the fingers of your right hand as though they are holding an average sized gherkin.
2)Insert the index and middle fingers of your left hand as far as they can go without undue pressure.
3) The G-spot is located where that pad of muscle is, just below the little finger on your right hand 8)



Obviously, now that you are aware of it`s location, you will need to exercise caution when shaking hands with Ladies 8)
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#10 Post by Kiwi1988 »

:o James Herriot method, I reckon that would not make you popular.

Maybe if you were Paris Hilton maybe :-?

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#11 Post by 1664Kro »

Notes taken, thank you harry :lol:
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#12 Post by harry hackedoff »

Sorry, girls, what was this thread about :-?
Just saw the words" baby oil" and jumped to the usual conclusion 8)

Kiwi, hokey kokey is like the James Herriot, but it involves putting your right arm in, your right arm out, do the Hokey Pokey and you shake it all about. :P
Ver popular with Mizz Claire Short as I remember. :-? .......

As she once said to me, "very nice, Harry, but d`you mind being a love and taking off your ring, next time?"

She never fooled me with that feigned look of surprise when I kindly pointed out that I wasn`t wearing a ring :roll:

I was, however, wearing me diver`s watch 8)

What was the question again? :-? :roll:
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#13 Post by Wholley »

Are you seeking help?
Before you have no choice in the matter?
I'd up the meds if I were you. :P

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#14 Post by Kiwi1988 »

You know Harry you can a pain in the butt most days, you know my fella is off playing Popeye :(

Stop talking about the Hokey Kokey !

You making me all unnecessary :oops: :o

No wonder I drink :drinking:

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#15 Post by MilitaryHistorian »

Clear your fridge of anything that is not a fruit, vegetable or nonfat milk. If your spouse/significant other complains -- give them their own side of the fridge which you are not to touch.

Do not eat out. Exercise normally, or not -- it's up to you.

Three weeks, they're gone!

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