I wasn't goin to propose marriage to her, and she is a wannabee politician she is supposed to lie.Wholley wrote:You must have fallen for her(Limited)Charm.
The only time she lies is when she opens her mouth.
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On the theme of the US of A erections .......
5 Surgeons!
Laughter, they say, is the best medicine. So here’s a little joke to laugh
about.
Take a short break from the nitty gritty.
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are
only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are
interchangeable'
Hohoho Obamaramadingdong
5 Surgeons!
Laughter, they say, is the best medicine. So here’s a little joke to laugh
about.
Take a short break from the nitty gritty.
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are
only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are
interchangeable'
Hohoho Obamaramadingdong
Trog
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