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Classic ! He turned up on his first day of training with chest webbing, what a twat And all the other walts telling pork pies, I don't understand why they would lie to themselves like that. . .how sad.
When Evil Strives To Overcome Good, When Firepower is Greater Than The Spoken Word Then Death Rides A Winged Horse
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Nice tattoo.
I especially like the letter from Gen Sir Mike Jackson, complete with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, as everyone knows he has no grasp of the English language and not enough nous to get someone to check it over before sending it out!
I especially like the letter from Gen Sir Mike Jackson, complete with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, as everyone knows he has no grasp of the English language and not enough nous to get someone to check it over before sending it out!
You can have peace.
Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
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The life that I have
Is all that I have
And the life that I have
Is yours
Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
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The life that I have
Is all that I have
And the life that I have
Is yours
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Most workplaces have blokes or as in this case boys like this character. My old place of work had a bloke, late 30's who was a bit of a gun nut war bore, who in his own fantasy island world claimed he helped clean the streets of all the trouble making scum by using an improvised cosh in the form of a sock filled with coins! the mind boggles Anyway me and my pal (ex RE) bigged him up making him believe he was the dogs dangly bits and had such a giraffe at his expense! These people, however hard it may be to believe they exist, are pure comedy gold!
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mm1306 wrote:I can't beleive he would cry on the trainasium after acting the big man and the corporal had to hold his hand!. I think if that happens you would have to leave because you would be a joke.
That i did
Things you feel like doing after being hit in the liver :
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......