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#1 Post by RSO3 »

I've just posted this on a previous link, but it really deserves its own thread:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Pte_Golden
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#2 Post by Seraph »

He looks 12!

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#3 Post by 1664Kro »

Classic ! He turned up on his first day of training with chest webbing, what a twat :o And all the other walts telling pork pies, I don't understand why they would lie to themselves like that. . .how sad.
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#4 Post by Hyperlithe »

Which one is he, the Burberry chav or the one with an inverted chest?
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#5 Post by 1664Kro »

the Burberry one :multi:
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#6 Post by Hyperlithe »

Nice tattoo.

I especially like the letter from Gen Sir Mike Jackson, complete with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, as everyone knows he has no grasp of the English language and not enough nous to get someone to check it over before sending it out!
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#7 Post by Wholley »

OOOOHHH.
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#8 Post by Hyperlithe »

Did ya like that Paullie?!
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#9 Post by davidemmerson »

Acting all hard then crying on the Trainasium! What must thye have thought when he turns up almost kitted out! :lol: Can he now never apply for the Armed Forces again?

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#10 Post by harry hackedoff »

A mong among mongs :P

We`ve had a few posts previous about this walt. His membership of this forum was but a temporary thing 8)
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#11 Post by Holger Danske »

How sad is it having that tattoo when you are kicked out.. :lol:
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#12 Post by davidemmerson »

harry hackedoff wrote:A mong among mongs :P

We`ve had a few posts previous about this walt. His membership of this forum was but a temporary thing 8)
Are we worthy enough to see some of his former posts or where they binned too? :D

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#13 Post by mm1306 »

I can't beleive he would cry on the trainasium after acting the big man and the corporal had to hold his hand!. I think if that happens you would have to leave because you would be a joke.

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#14 Post by gunner75 »

Most workplaces have blokes or as in this case boys like this character. My old place of work had a bloke, late 30's who was a bit of a gun nut war bore, who in his own fantasy island world claimed he helped clean the streets of all the trouble making scum by using an improvised cosh in the form of a sock filled with coins! the mind boggles :roll: Anyway me and my pal (ex RE) bigged him up making him believe he was the dogs dangly bits and had such a giraffe at his expense! These people, however hard it may be to believe they exist, are pure comedy gold!
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#15 Post by SandyTheGuvnor »

mm1306 wrote:I can't beleive he would cry on the trainasium after acting the big man and the corporal had to hold his hand!. I think if that happens you would have to leave because you would be a joke.

That i did
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