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Sarcastic ways of stating the bleedin obvious
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Face like a blind cobblers thumb.
Face like a pirates flag.
Face like a bulldog licking p*ss off a nettle.
Nipples like Scammel wheel nuts.
I was that p*ssed I didn't know wheather to scratch my watch or wind my ar*e.
I'm not saying she's been around but she's had more pric*s than a second hand dart board.
I'm not saying she's been around but she's had more c*ck than Bernard Matthews has got Turkeys.
I'm not saying that skirt is short but I've seen wider belts!
Look at her. It's like two zeppelins in a photo finnish.
If brains were dynamite he wouldn'yt have enough to blow and ant's nose.
If intelect was chocolate he wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.
Face like a pirates flag.
Face like a bulldog licking p*ss off a nettle.
Nipples like Scammel wheel nuts.
I was that p*ssed I didn't know wheather to scratch my watch or wind my ar*e.
I'm not saying she's been around but she's had more pric*s than a second hand dart board.
I'm not saying she's been around but she's had more c*ck than Bernard Matthews has got Turkeys.
I'm not saying that skirt is short but I've seen wider belts!
Look at her. It's like two zeppelins in a photo finnish.
If brains were dynamite he wouldn'yt have enough to blow and ant's nose.
If intelect was chocolate he wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.
Drums beating, colours flying and bayonets fixed...
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Knickers like funnel covers for Ark Royal
She's got more miles on the clock than a Pussers Landrover
Bangs like a Belt-fed Wombat
She's got a mouth like a torn pocket (remind you of anyone living @ No
10) ?
I'd only follow that Officer/SNCO out of idle curiousity
.... joined the Corps before the Dead Sea went sick
... was in a Combat Suit,while you were still in a Romper Suit
... was in Baghdad while you were still in Dad's bag
... was on the Main Gate while you were still on Cow & Gate
She's got more miles on the clock than a Pussers Landrover
Bangs like a Belt-fed Wombat
She's got a mouth like a torn pocket (remind you of anyone living @ No
10) ?
I'd only follow that Officer/SNCO out of idle curiousity
.... joined the Corps before the Dead Sea went sick
... was in a Combat Suit,while you were still in a Romper Suit
... was in Baghdad while you were still in Dad's bag
... was on the Main Gate while you were still on Cow & Gate
Kevin (Sea Soldier)
Keep Working .... Millions on Benefit depend on YOU !!!
Keep Working .... Millions on Benefit depend on YOU !!!
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More time off than the Colonels Combat Jacket!
Usefull as an ashtray on a moped
Usefull as Chocolate fireguard
Usefull as an ashtray on a moped
Usefull as Chocolate fireguard
Drums beating, colours flying and bayonets fixed...
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We should have a restricted rude section in the forum....
Has anyone ever held doubts about the RM when they have met a girl who makes you want for nothing?
I have been in a relationship for a while but have just met a girl who has changed my outlook on things?
I feel confused, I'm only 21, I need some guidance
Has anyone ever held doubts about the RM when they have met a girl who makes you want for nothing?
I have been in a relationship for a while but have just met a girl who has changed my outlook on things?
I feel confused, I'm only 21, I need some guidance