I think their initiation ceremony is to blame 
"The Branch" as they call it, will stage a coup d`etat one day and the whole Corps will be forced to do the PTI Course
They`re deffo taking over
Think about it. 
They wear their own uniforms(blue trousers white vest) have their own rank structure(Yes Staff ) rank is measured in clubs and they are all bone, ugly fcukers who couldn`t trap their plums whilst the rest of us are total Stacks Rates, obviously 
Artist, thats not what matches are for, you naughty naughty man you
Steve.....Nice to see you back onboard? dont forget to hand in your station card top of the Brow!.
