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Has anyone had a go at this. My careers officer offered me the chance as it was free i took it, he said it involved swimming in full overalls and you will be taught the RM's way of doing breaststroke. Has anyone else done this or been offered the chance? :D :D
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The RM's way of doing breast stroke?! Never realised it was any different to normal breast stroke. How very odd :-?
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druadan wrote:The RM's way of doing breast stroke?! Never realised it was any different to normal breast stroke. How very odd :-?
Tis easy peasey Druadan, you trap a Gronk and stroke her breasts! :D

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druadan wrote:The RM's way of doing breast stroke?! Never realised it was any different to normal breast stroke. How very odd :-?
Tis easy peasey Druadan, you trap a Gronk and stroke her breasts! :D

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Just GRONK.

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Ah but gronk trapping generally has that one virtue - the beauty of the larger lady (as most gronks are) is that they invariably have big fat titties... :D
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druadan wrote:Ah but gronk trapping generally has that one virtue - the beauty of the larger lady (as most gronks are) is that they invariably have big fat titties... :D
I'd rather go without than trapping a fat, ugly woman!
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Sir, this man is most definitely not suited to service in the Corps.

Why's that Sarn't?

Well Sir, he professes to have some reservations regarding sexual activity with the, uh, larger lady.

You mean he refuses to trap gronks?! Get him out of my sight! :lol:


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Dave, sorry mate but have to side heavily with druadan there :wink:

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Ah but gronk trapping generally has that one virtue - the beauty of the larger lady (as most gronks are) is that they invariably have big fat titties...
Whether that's true or not (not always unfortunately :cry: ) they are always very grateful :wink: Fat chicks need some lovin' too and its a public duty that Royal provides... I think its in Queens Regs somewhere :roll:
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Morning Sully,

Correct as regards Queens Regulations.
Can be found 'under ' the following:

Section 69: "Action both above/under and way beyond the call of duty".
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Morning Rover, good to hear from you. Hope all's well.

That's the one :D the things we've done to comply with that solemn duty...... :roll:

You see, it's all about self-sacrifice :wink:
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Good Morning Sully,

Well today is a breathing day, beats the alternative. :D

Now the old self-sacrifice bit, reminds me of the famous saying;

"Greater love has no man, than to lay with the Gronk friend of his best mates pash" :roll:

Nodoubt some can relate to that. :oops:

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And the cry was heard! TWO'S UP! from the masses. :D

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druadan wrote:Sir, this man is most definitely not suited to service in the Corps.

Why's that Sarn't?

Well Sir, he professes to have some reservations regarding sexual activity with the, uh, larger lady.

You mean he refuses to trap gronks?! Get him out of my sight! :lol:


You will learn Mr Emmerson, you will learn...day one week one, that :wink: The basis of many a contest down Exmouth on a Saturday night :roll:
Well looks like I'm out-voted! One for the lads and all that..... :o :lol:
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