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Sex/Masturbation before workout

#1 Post by smudger289 » Mon 22 May, 2006 9:46 pm

Hiya fellas, i was just wondering wether or not having sex or masturbating before workouts has affect on your attitude or stamina etc, obviously you would feel more relaxed etc i read in a paper that the england players were banned from doing so while on worldcup duty?

sensible question guys, lol :wink:
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#2 Post by themattmeister » Mon 22 May, 2006 9:51 pm

:o

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#3 Post by hc00 » Mon 22 May, 2006 9:58 pm

Sex/Masturbation before workout?
I charge £50 for one and £15 for t' other.

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What a bizzare question.

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#4 Post by smudger289 » Mon 22 May, 2006 10:05 pm

lol maybe, but theres obviously some science to it somewere...
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#5 Post by Sonne » Mon 22 May, 2006 10:07 pm

smudger289 wrote:lol maybe, but theres obviously some science to it somewere...
Google in which case is your friend. Or alternatively you'll end up wit ha stack of porn sites and no useful info, in which case google is your friend :lol: Win-win situation.

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#6 Post by smudger289 » Mon 22 May, 2006 10:12 pm

haha ok il have a look while im doin that is there anyone with a bit of knolwage on sports science that might have a clue :lol:
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#7 Post by Bitty » Mon 22 May, 2006 10:14 pm

Just dont wear black undies or white as a matter of fact...

saw one cnut must of worn his back to front and inside out(*) made me nearly puke out my post work out meal/shakeand I'm under weight enough as it is!



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#8 Post by smudger289 » Mon 22 May, 2006 10:18 pm

hahaha
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#9 Post by Greg The Great » Mon 22 May, 2006 10:19 pm

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Mate, just go and have a great big w@#k. You'll feel better and it'll keep you away from here.

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#10 Post by james_m » Mon 22 May, 2006 10:20 pm

Sonne wrote: Brace for incoming
You said it Sonne. :-? :lol:
Bitty wrote:(how can some one get p1ss stains round by the side of their hips)
Ahh Bitty, its a curse I tell you, but the girls love it! :lol: :wink: (its all about length I tell you - not just anyone can get stains by their hips! :o :wink: :D 8) )

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#11 Post by fubar84 » Mon 22 May, 2006 11:30 pm

Judging by the fact your asking this question, we can assume that when you say "sex/masturbation", what you really mean is...

...masturbation :)

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Re: Sex/Masturbation before workout

#12 Post by TheWedge » Tue 23 May, 2006 12:15 am

smudger289 wrote:Hiya fellas, i was just wondering wether or not having sex or masturbating before workouts has affect on your attitude or stamina etc
This is an interesting question, I have thought about it before. Though I am not prepared to discuss it with other men! Especially not on the web!
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#13 Post by lodgi » Tue 23 May, 2006 12:59 am

Ive asked this question before and got similar remarks. I definately think knocking one out before you train on a particular day is bad for performance. It makes me more lazy.

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#14 Post by Hankins » Tue 23 May, 2006 1:31 am

depends on how long you have sex for, if you don't last then it won't affect you, if you have sex all night long and try to go for a run in the morning you'll obviously see a decrease in performance.

But in your case since it only takes 5 seconds to knock it out, you shouldn't be affected too much :P
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#15 Post by Artist » Tue 23 May, 2006 1:44 am

We used to have a bloke who would crack a w@#k prior to speedmarches called Brian Silvester (he never married). He passed the speed marches but, so did the rest of us.

As to having sex prior to a bit of excerise at CTCRM.............the best person you can have the sex with is a WREN!!!! Otherwise you will be out on your arse as a Beefer!!!! :D (what am I saying! Queers are now allowed!?!?! Knees up guard your cobblers :roll: )

Once had sex with a noice lady after a seven day excerise on Dartmoor when I was in 42CDORM......The lady told me the last ten minutes were totally ace due to the fact that I was Zonked Out with a surplus of Ale and a need for sleep.....SINGING! FORGET ABOUT HER CRIES OF PASSION, JUST WOPP IT UP HER DOGGIE FASHION!!! :D

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