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#16 Post by themattmeister » Tue 25 Apr, 2006 6:56 pm

Greg The Great wrote:
themattmeister wrote:There was actually a box to tick regarding the state of your anus, I suppose it was for piles or something.
The Doc just asked about mine... which was nice. Should have pulled down my kaks and stuck my ringer in his face just to prove everything was tickety boo.
:lol:

I just spilt some urine.

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#17 Post by Wee Willy Winkie » Wed 26 Apr, 2006 4:40 pm

Rich wrote:
Greg The Great wrote:
themattmeister wrote:There was actually a box to tick regarding the state of your anus, I suppose it was for piles or something.
The Doc just asked about mine... which was nice. Should have pulled down my kaks and stuck my ringer in his face just to prove everything was tickety boo.
When I do my medical, I'll probably be so tempted to just whip my kaks down, put my hands behind my head and proceed to pelvic thrust in his general direction.

I don't know what will happen. If it's a woman, I may be arrested for sexual harrassment. All I do know is for that moment, all will be right in the world.
:lol: :lol: lovin that, can just imagine it now (not you mind!) :lol: :lol:
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#18 Post by Sonne » Wed 26 Apr, 2006 6:28 pm

Rich wrote:
Greg The Great wrote:
themattmeister wrote:There was actually a box to tick regarding the state of your anus, I suppose it was for piles or something.
The Doc just asked about mine... which was nice. Should have pulled down my kaks and stuck my ringer in his face just to prove everything was tickety boo.
When I do my medical, I'll probably be so tempted to just whip my kaks down, put my hands behind my head and proceed to pelvic thrust in his general direction.

I don't know what will happen. If it's a woman, I may be arrested for sexual harrassment. All I do know is for that moment, all will be right in the world.
:o Bwahahahaha! I think i actually had to hold my ribs i was laughing so hard.

I'm glad i chose not to pursue the MA route as i'd constantly instruct patients to "Assume the position"

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#19 Post by adam20000002 » Wed 26 Apr, 2006 8:35 pm

the doc who examined me was a bloke and seemed to be intouch with his femanine side! so when he asked me to pull down my boxers u could imagine my termoil! thanx 4 listenin lads
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#20 Post by Sonne » Wed 26 Apr, 2006 11:01 pm

adam20000002 wrote:the doc who examined me was a bloke and seemed to be intouch with his femanine side! so when he asked me to pull down my boxers u could imagine my termoil! thanx 4 listenin lads
To be honest i'd rather have my balls checked by someone who loves their job rather than someone rushing you through!

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#21 Post by Daveb » Wed 26 Apr, 2006 11:41 pm

themattmeister wrote:There was actually a box to tick regarding the state of your anus, I suppose it was for piles or something.

I was relieved at my medical that the doctors didn't do this as I can handle a bit of ball fondling but fingers in the arse isn't my thing.
I had that done! I didnt know about this part of it, so when he asked me to bend over whilst my kaks were dropped, I got a little worried as you can imagine!!

Worst thing was he put on a desktop light for better viewing! Wouldnt be so bad if there wasnt an office block directly opposite! haha

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#22 Post by hc00 » Thu 27 Apr, 2006 9:25 pm

Daveb wrote:
themattmeister wrote:There was actually a box to tick regarding the state of your anus, I suppose it was for piles or something.

I was relieved at my medical that the doctors didn't do this as I can handle a bit of ball fondling but fingers in the arse isn't my thing.
I had that done! I didnt know about this part of it, so when he asked me to bend over whilst my kaks were dropped, I got a little worried as you can imagine!!

Worst thing was he put on a desktop light for better viewing! Wouldnt be so bad if there wasnt an office block directly opposite! haha

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