Joke

[Sea Soldier]

INCEST is relatively boring,

NECROPHILIA is dead boring &

WATCHKEEPING is F~*$ing boring !

[Chester]

Just for any Geordies out there

[El Prez]

Kin Brilliant!

[harry hackedoff]

Anne Summers do one, but it doesn`t look like yours
cheers, babe

Harry

[harry hackedoff]

My dearest Lorraine,
I shall avoid the obvious response. After all, this is a public website

Aye, Harry

[Mike]

Loz, Thats NOT politically correct! especially coming from a Female.
Good though Yeh...

[Archie]

On hearing of his only daughters intention to marry a bootneck, her ex RN dad decides he should have a fatherly chat with her, " I just want to give you a bit of advice, knowing what Royal is like, if he ever asks to do the other way, just refuse". One night at bedtime, after several months of marriage, and having been wondering what she might be missing, she plucks up the courage and says, "Would you like to do it the other way tonight?" Royal leaps out of bed and with a look of horror on his face replies "What!!!, and risk having kids"

[Sea Soldier]

A young lady goes to see her Doctor,complaining of mysterious green marks,which keep appearing on her inner thighs,last a day or two & then fade.
The Doctor is very puzzled & carries out a series of Allergy tests,which all come back negative.
After giving the matter further thought,the Doctor asks if her Boyfriend wears earrings ?
"Yes" says the girl .... "He's a Romany".
The Doctor says, "Well tell him,they're not Real Gold"

[El Prez]

Mick from Galway and Giles from Micheldever are captured by Cherokees during the long drag west form Boston circa 1726. The Cherokee chief decides as the entertainment for the evening they will be offered the opportunity to choose their way of dying; Pistol or Knife. First off he wanders over to the prisoners, pinches the Englishmans skin and pronounces it soft and stretchy
"Women make lamps from your skin"
Giles chooses to shoot himself, is handed a Colt 45 and puts a round thro' his ears.
Chiefy then grabs a handful of Mick.
"Brilliant, thick as a Bison, my men will make a wonderful canoe from you."
At which point Mick grabs the knife and commences stabbing himself in the chest, legs and arm.
"Yer not makin' a Fookin' canoe out of me, ye red bastard" Says he.

[Archie]

Question: What's the diferrence between a buffalo and a bison?

Answer: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

[Chester]

What every Royal experiences at least once in his life... Some more than others

[Chester]

And a special 'Scouse' keyboard especially designed for Mr. Hackedoff