help please!

[02leaveg]

i need a way to prove i am mentally fit to serve, i have a doctors patient review which is all good stuff but i want more, any ideas?

[ofens]

Turn up to your interview with a friend dressed as Elvis, and when the interviewer asks about it, totally deny that Elvis is in the room. This way, you're taking the emphasis off how crackers you are, and making them question themselves...!

[Wholley]

Elvis is in the room.

He can't have left the building,he's right here with me.
Along with the colonel
Their all shook up about summat.

[02leaveg]

this made me laugh so much! i will be carrying out this plan as soon as possible

[Wholley]

Take it easy lad.
You'll be alright.
If you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined(it say's here)

[02leaveg]

its all part of the job eh

but yeh im not "crackers" as such (still want to throw myself out of a perfectly servicable airplane) just had a bad situation of one case of self harm when i was very young, ut i need to find as many medical ways to prove im not a nutjob