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- jockladfaejockland
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Damn right it was embarassing!!Artist wrote:You know your "Under the Weather" when you insist on the disco bloke playing the Bay City Rollers at full chaff and you then commence dancing on your tod to the stuff whilst watching the love of your live storm out of the Pub in total embarassment.
At the same time you are shouting to Doc "Get the wets in you tight gett!!!" And all the civvies are looking at you as if your from the planet ZOG!
And that was only a few weeks ago. "Owd Bootnecks never die they just get dafter"
But, hey, by the time Artiste and Doc were snogging the face off each other ..... tongues and everything..... I was too pissed to care!
Gawd knows what poor, impressionable Kiwiben must have thought!
I knew I was drunk when once upon a time during a very late lock-in I fell down the cellar steps in the Red Lion without touching one single step.
Some bright spark told me it was the back door!
Had I not been totally 'relaxed as a newt' I would surely have broken my neck.
As it was, I had to have a couple of days off work with concussion.
And the sight of Bill, the Landlord, stood at the top of the steps in his Y-fronts bollocking me while I grovelled at the bottom in a pool of stale ale still gives me nightmares.
Jayne x