Best way to break up with your bird.......

ono_doken · Post by **ono_doken** » Tue 18 May, 2004 2:58 pm

Having stumbled upon this errrr interesting situation, I was wondering if there are any amusing / useful tips for this sort of scenario....... I was thinking of hiring a sky writer and plastering the message across the sky but perhaps thats a little OTT ?? hehe

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:00 pm

For gods sake dont use text or email. My mate did this and wondered why the whole female population of wallasey hated him. Dickhead.

Make sure you do it in person and have a good number of reasons - truthful ones.

MM

PS: Dont mention your bit on the side

goreD. · Post by **goreD.** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:03 pm

Truth?? Never tell the truth.

Lie, lie and lie again.

ono_doken · Post by **ono_doken** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:05 pm

hahahaha i could perhaps hatch a plan via mates to say i died on PCOY ? hehehehehe. it might happen!

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:05 pm

Is that what marriage does to you?

MM

goreD. · Post by **goreD.** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:06 pm

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:06 pm

I'll scratch that off the To Do list then.

MM

Very concise too GoreD

Meekon · Post by **Meekon** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:07 pm

Face to face! Otherwise she will hate you for the rest of your life! Plus it's the best way to avoid any nasty rumours she might spread!

Scottish Thistle · Post by **Scottish Thistle** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:13 pm

Meekon wrote:Face to face! Otherwise she will hate you for the rest of your life! Plus it's the best way to avoid any nasty rumours she might spread!

Yeah, definitely face to face.

You've got to give her the opportunity to slap you, obviously

Frank S. · Post by **Frank S.** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:34 pm

Meekon wrote:Face to face! Otherwise she will hate you for the rest of your life! Plus it's the best way to avoid any nasty rumours she might spread!

Yeah. But probably not in public, in case there's a scene. Maybe in the car, sitting next to each other makes it a bit harder to hit the person next to you very effectively.
Might want to wear a cup too.

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:41 pm

A cup?

Do you mean a bollock protector thing that cricketers wear?

MM

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:45 pm

when you`ve got her bent over on all fours, just call her her sisters name...........then hang on for the ride of your life?

Me? did i do it? nah, i was giving her mum one and called her, her daughters name, beets bucking the bronco any day, try it.................YEEEE HAAA

minimac · Post by **minimac** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:50 pm

bootneck · Post by **bootneck** » Tue 18 May, 2004 3:59 pm

ono_doken, if she doesn`t finish with you after that, you must be hung like a donkey

Frank S. · Post by **Frank S.** » Tue 18 May, 2004 4:03 pm

Ayuh, a bolleaux protector... Although I think Trev's suggestion may be better.
"Hang on Bronco Billy!"

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