TOP TIPS.

[Wholley]

Could'nt resist,sorry.
Diabolists,for the full effect when photographing Satan,be sure and turn off your camera's red-eye reduction feature.
Wholley.

[Aldo]

Avoid high laundry bills by becoming a naturist, if no naturist facilities are available expect to be stared at and/or arrested (if you are an ex Royal Marine who wishes to walk the length of Britain as a naturist, please note that you will likely have a number of threads made about you on military websites where people gather to "swing the lamp" and poke fun at prominent government officials using colourful words such as "prong")

[Wholley]

Alright,I'm into this now.
Prevent burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving
everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed.
In the morning,simply move it all back again.
Wholley.

[Jon]

Instead of filling your car up with petrol, simply push it to and from the place you want to go.

[lew]

Avoid ginger people at all costs, they bite


lew

[goreD.]

Constantly losing things in your house. Simply tie labelled string to everything you own and link it to your armchair.
Hey presto no more time consuming hunting.

[Cronkilla]

Avoid wasting money on water when washing, wait near the local car wash and get soaped,washed and dried off in one for FREE !

When you run out of clothes and notice a charity bacg posted through your door take note of the collection date . Then on the collection day drive around picking up all the bags before they do .

Encourage your other half to have a child so you can use it as an excuse to do things your not supposed to(like playing in those big padded places)

[Shoulderholster]

Never answer the phone whilst ironing.

SH