Open message to Whitey

[flighty]

Not funny.

[Artist]

Druadan,
Anymore of that sort of insubordination and you'll be for the high jump! I fully expect you to receive a formal warning from the mods, or one of their stooges (sissy puss; is that a word? It is now), for failing to 'toe the line'. You want to watch yourself young fella-me-lad.

In keeping with current policy of not believing what the originator of posts says. This message is:

a. Not in the least lighthearted.
b. Totally malicious.
c. Not humorous.
d. Extremely sarcastic.

Yep, that should do it!

There you go then RC! By heck your better half must love the amount of time you spend on the internet. Why don't you get a life that stops you spending most of your time trying (and by the way in my view) failing to impress people.

Most of your posts are sarcastic and to be honest used by other people. Try using that thing between your ears in future for original stuff as most of what you post you Glommed from other websites.

I've warned you nicely via PM that most people think your a dick, but still you crack on with your crap. Please feel to enjoy your life RC, after all it is your life.

Artist

[Sisyphus]

I don't view myself as 'really clever' or have an over inflated opinion of myself. You recently mentioned to me about how you are percieved by others and what you are really like.
Carry on. Happy moderating.

Oh dear, Oh dear,

Of course you don't view yourself as 'really clever'. You just act as if you are. You invite me to 'carry on. Happy Moderating'.

So you are even unable to analyse the information you read. Since when have I ever moderated anything?

[Sisyphus]

You don't know me at all, but you consistently choose to arrive at conclusions about me through your misinterpretation of my posts. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a 'man' to whom the 'truth' has been explained many times, but chooses to interpret them in his own twisted way. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way.

Oh but I do 'know you' sweetie. You reveal yourself to all and sundry with your rambling posts which say nothing, explain nothing - er, well, other than what a fine fellow you are and how anyone who dares contest your imperial supremacy is beneath contempt.

Ah, the truth. So that would be anything you say, opine, or proclaim to the 'uneducated'.

So you would rather I just said thank you and went on my way. Can there be any clearer example of how deluded you really are?

By the way: How are you 'Defending the Realm' by spending your time out in the dustbowl of the M.E.?

Anyway, I do hope I help you pass the time in your little grot out in the sandbowl where you've got nothing better to fill your time than spend it feverishly looking for the next post on MF where your name pops up.

I'm sure your wife and children love you dearly. But Goffman's Dramaturgical Theory explains [or might explain] your pathetic performance in MF.

Surely, you'd be better off back in the UK where you could spend quality time with your family? Money isn't everything you know. It really is all very sad.

[Rogue Chef]

So you are even unable to analyse the information you read. Since when have I ever moderated anything?

Physician heal thyself...........again. sissypuss, you should have gone to specsavers! Or perhaps you are unable to analyse the information you read. That post was clearly addressed to Artist who, I am told is a moderator. I don't think he does much moderating though.

[Sisyphus]

Oh but I do 'know you' sweetie. You reveal yourself to all and sundry with your rambling posts which say nothing, explain nothing - er, well, other than what a fine fellow you are and how anyone who dares contest your imperial supremacy is beneath contempt.

Ah, the truth. So that would be anything you say, opine, or proclaim to the 'uneducated'.

So you would rather I just said thank you and went on my way. Can there be any clearer example of how deluded you really are?

By the way: How are you 'Defending the Realm' by spending your time out in the dustbowl of the M.E.?

Anyway, I do hope I help you pass the time in your little grot out in the sandbowl where you've got nothing better to fill your time than spend it feverishly looking for the next post on MF where your name pops up.

I'm sure your wife and children love you dearly. But Goffman's Dramaturgical Theory explains [or might explain] your pathetic performance in MF.

Surely, you'd be better off back in the UK where you could spend quality time with your family? Money isn't everything you know. It really is all very sad.

Arsey

You are quite correct and I apologize for not properly analyzing the torrent of posts you generate.

In the meantime would you like to comment on the points I made in my post?

By the way, I rather like your nomenclature of 'sissy puss' - it's great and without it I wouldn't have even dreamed of yours - Arsey!


I'm already thinking of relevant possibilities such as diarrhoea, sigmoidoscopy, anal retentive - and so on.

The future seems so much brighter!

[Rogue Chef]

Of course money isn't everything, but the nice thing about my employers is that they pay well and allow me to live in the same 'grot' as my family. Fantastic!

You really don't know anything about me, but spend your time on here 'feverishly' making up and posting nonsense. You might think the mods would at least 'have a word'. Still it keeps me amused.

The truth is that if you wrongly interpret a post, then the poster explains that the post was intended as:

a. Lighthearted.
b. Not malicious.
c. Humorous.
d. A teeny weeny bit sarcastic.

If you then choose not accept the posters explanation, it is you who is at fault. Unless you are really my conscience!

The weird thing is that for 22 years I managed to con a lot of people in the Royal Marines into thinking that I was a reasonably 'good egg' (I can show you my ARs and 141 if you want a really good read). Fortunately for everyone, on the strength of a few posts on here, most of the members (well you, Artist, Flighty, Wholley and your little gang) have 'sussed' me and 'pinged' me for a right nob. Well done. You should easily secure employment with the French Sûreté.

[jabcrosshook]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout.....

[Rogue Chef]

In the meantime would you like to comment on the points I made in my post?

You made points in your posts? Where?
No I've checked, arrogant, effete, twaddle yes. Points no.

Please try to make sense.

[Artist]

So you are even unable to analyse the information you read. Since when have I ever moderated anything?

Physician heal thyself...........again. sissypuss, you should have gone to specsavers! Or perhaps you are unable to analyse the information you read. That post was clearly addressed to Artist who, I am told is a moderator. I don't think he does much moderating though.

Golly Gosh! So Witty and so unoriginal as per normal Steve! Sort yourself out. Once you aided people wanting to join the forces......These days you seem to get your rocks off by trying to belittle other people with your Insightful Views to the detriment of this website. Rockpusher posts drivel according to you. I talk rubbish. Is it any wonder that quite a few people have left the site recently?

I think not! Your main aim seems to consist of Poo Pooing other peoples views. As I have said to you Owd Rockpusher was a Bootneck before either of us joined. To my mind that puts him in the position of a person who I at least "RESPECT".

Call me a Prong, but to me he deserves our respect for what he did whilst serving his country. He does not deserve to be told that his posts are "Snivelling" by you, or people like you. So please rethink your views or just go elsewhere.

Artist

[Rogue Chef]

Artist,

I re-iterate my earlier request. Where did I say 'snivelling'?
Twaddle, nonsense etc yes, but I don't recall using snivelling.
I don't really have much regard for sis, but I don't think he has ever revealed himself as a 'sniveller'.

You don't get it do you? The post you quoted was a direct reply to a post by sis, in which he has a 'pop' and gets it wrong! I was merely pointing that out. He admits it in his next post.

One more thing before I retire to my sorry little 'grot'. I do wonder why you have not yet openly reprimanded anyone else, including yourself, for the use of verbal abuse. I'm not bothered, but I wonder if the hypocrisy burdens you at all?

[La Langosta]

Its all a bit like watching the school bully in the junior school playground.

Anyone got snow yet??
Ever noticed that when you roll a snowball down a big enough hill, it gets bigger to the point of things getting swept along with it as it gathers pace?
Fascinating

[London Boy]

Yea, we have,but it's melting away as soon as it hits the deck. And I'm in Sweden!!! So I don't hold out much hope for a white chrimbo dahn sarf there in ol' blighty! Basically it's too bleedin' warm, even up here.

As regards your playground comment- that had crossed my mind too.

[jabcrosshook]

We had lots of ice, I hardly walked to work, I slid.

[schmoo]

I've been away a week and come back to this? Being a little hostile aren't we boy's? Can we all play nicely?