Dementia.. Is it setting in?

[Mike]

Test for Dementia

B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)



First Question:

You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.


Second Question:





If you overtake the last person, then you are...?







Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?



Scroll down for answer.




Did you get 5000?


The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter..?



Answer: Nunu?








NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?










He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. Just because he is blind doesn't mean he cannot speak.!!!



KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

[London Boy]

Excellent, I got all the race questions wrong. But I got the last 3 right.

[Wholley]

Errm...Dementia..

We had that once but my voices tell me I'm over it.
What was the question?
More to the point,why am I here and who are you?
Mike?....I knew a Mike once,nice boy so his mom said.
Mom?Did you say that?
What do you mean'walk towards the light'
I really need to lay down now,I know my scratcher is here somewhere....
Oh yes there it is,just where I left it,on the ceiling.

[tom163]

Hahaha I got them all wrong.

[Kiwi1988]

me too

[Artist]

WhO's buYingG the ale Den hoy!

Artstisttuiist ist itst itst Oh Feck it! Me Artist

[anglo-saxon]

Apparently, I am older than I thought!!!