Chants of "no more limp lettuce!" echoed across the Middle East amid growing civil unrest.
A spokesman for the Muslim Underground Nutritional Group (MUNG), said the western fast food invasion is on notice to get out of Muslim countries.
"We are not wanting the processiong of chickens and limply lettuce, said Mustafar Habib.
In one incident, Ronald MacDonald was seen being whisked away by protesters, later to appear headless on the Al Jazeera news.
(Yes, I was a little short of something to do this evening!)
