OK, having read through this thread I am now convinced Stinky Furby is a figment of someones imagination! I haven't the foggyest grog who it'll be, but I am convinced stinky is ex military and goes by another name on the forum in his normal guise. Also, to set the record straight, I have never shot ...

it says in your Profile Stinky "StinkyFurby Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 146 Location: Planet Earth" I am having trouble dealing with the Planet earth part. The only two explanations are your an extra terrestrial or a prank by someone older taking the piss, whatever you are you apear to have...

Stinky.................. :o Well your shooting seems ok but I can certainly do better. Anyone can get a 3 inch group at 200 metres, but I can get a 1inch group at 250 with an old Lee Enfield .303 using the sights my granfather set the day before he hung it above the mantle piece after world war 2! j...

Hey mate well done in getting this far!

I'm sure you'll find CTC a challenge, good luck with it! Also mate, if your around an internet connection from time to time please drop us a line on the forums, would be great to keep updated on how its all going.

All the best, Benjo

Have been considering the 'Good Time Suzy' inflatable doll, doesn't complain as much as the real thing and is easier to look after! Not terribly interested in a magazine for one either, an airfare seems a bit pricey, that makes it $1900 for a magazine! I'd have me a mint SLR for that money and a few...

Jayne you bloody legend! Now, decisions, decisions..... ah bother, they all look good except for that darn Luke chappy.... erm, I don't know, will make mind up later.... Now where is that bloody printer! Well looks like enough to go around for all at No 6 so will decide then. Cheers Artist for for p...

Jayne, am pleased to hear you and Artist have them grotty pictures on the way!

I am doubly pleased as new ink for the printer has arrived and I feel the gadget needs a test run.....

Cheers to the both of you!

Benjo

Oooh, the Air Hostes thing sounds brill, and no my sexual gymnastics and tally count are strictly private unless someone bribes me with anything, in which case I shall tell all!

Hurry up and post the pictures of these blondes so's I can make me mind up on potential targets

hehe, Benjo

Stunning link mate! I dunno how I missed it in me search, maybe got sick of waiting on my farking dial up connection in NZ. it's all these dirty little gems that will be forgotten one day, the military probably has the most intact original form of Folk song around! Excellent reading I say. Cheers, B...

Right my mind is made up! It has to be School Hols, that way we can safely enforce the 24/7 getting drunk scheme :D And no fears Flighty I shall not go near the Lass. However I shall make my best effort to show her friends 'a little bit of New Zealand' :wink: And yes indeed low self esteem in the op...

How classy to mention Spike Milligan! a military man at one time and a writer of top notch poetry! I find his one about the Baboon who wanted to fly to the sun (or was it the moon?) quite good for running to. As I pound my flabby bod' into shape I recite the parts I know ''...Mile after mile he gall...

"....Lock up your daughters, lock up yer wife, lock up yer house, and run for your life!..." Ahem!... Yes I can be a responsible influence on your lad and I will see about Artist although tailgaiters piss me off too, so if I think thumping them is justified... I may just look on in glee :l...

The SKS that I most often used did not have a slide or fold out Bayonet, it had a short magazine also which meant that anyone with a Firearms Licence could buy it. The NZ gun laws are reasonably common sense, you cannot posses a gun unless you have a firearms licence, you cannot use one except under...

Hi, I am interested in buying an SA80. In NZ the only version possible would be the single shot cadet version without deactivating it. It's not hard to import anything as long as it's a legal weapon here, ie not fully automatic. A lot of my mates use Russian SKS Carbines which are so cheap here and ...

Ok here's todays effort about yesterday. Not military but at least it's about me (Tatatataaaaa! blowing of trumpets) I came back from down the farm, and in the chair I slumped, my overalls a muddy brown, my chainsaw very blunt The firewood lies on the ground, I need to go and stack it, the rain is f...