He is shortly going to embark on Lance Corporal training Ah the joys of the old RFA HMS Lance Corporal Training. Set sail from scally pier, turn left at the Mick Sea and Uncle Mokey Mike will take care of you. Pongos don't embark on anything Jayne. Pongos start, muddle and nearly complete. Embarkat...

There was little old me thinking they'd all got single chambres a couche, avec salle de bains, when in actual fact they are in multiplexes.
Pauvre petites. Quelle domage. Je suis desolle. Honest.

Cogratulations Lew, well done on passing the PRMC. First step.
Try and remember what the atmosphere was like at CTC and tell the others about it.

Dear Angry of Atlantic View, Norwich. from the Nags Gob, so to speak. Rates of allowances, under National Guidelines are: £23.50p / half day attendance. £59.50p per whole day attendance. 45p/mile in your own vehicle, add another 2p/mile if you carry another witness to the court. Jim, if you don't go...

I never knew there were other types of stud. There was me thinking I was in a class of my own, when out of the blue I discover there are other studs out there.


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Artist, re your map reading bit. I was asked where a certain growth of Bamboo is in our local forest today Q"Do you know where it is?" A"Yes 8) " Well how do I get there? Walk Where are we on this map then?.. I'm just about to show her when she pulled out a GPS, pressed the butto...

GD, why has your hoss got brown boots for the front and black for the rear?
Is it a religious thing?
Is it a cowboy thing?
Is it just a thing?

Halcyon days Jim, 1761, your third commish on Bellerophone, no NAAFI queues, no mail, no nothing. Happy days.

Lash, you want more lash, certainly. Let me call Herr Flick, my mental assistant.

Goron always missed the company of other well adjusted males; only they could cope with his terminal testosterone fuelled halitosis and farting. Underneath his hard man character was a heart of mushy peas, and a brain to match.

Sensitive wasn't she.

Ho Hum, back to the knitting. I doubt he'd know a feminist if one was to kick his arse, tear his ear off and introduce him to the business end of a baton round.

Firefox is a freeby, BT is expensive but seems to produce the goods until Leroy gets online with Wayne and Hal Itosis. I didn't have ads until late last week, I've been trying to get rid of them since. BT's service in deepest Delhi is hopeless, he can't hear or understand me, and I can't hear/unders...

Since switching to BT I cannot get rid of the adverts which now plague both Firefox and BT pages.
I've played with both sets of Option pages etc, but nothing seems to kill the little buggers, including Adblock.
Any ideas please?

Basing this form what I know Usually, and I mean usually we allow new members a tad of leeway. However, as you cannot spell, appear to be another 14 year old super wazzock without the necessary knowledge or experience to justify opening his wide open gob, I'll forego the leeway. Get some time in yo...

mm...floor polish has always worked for me but i've never been inspected by someone who knows the diffrence so i donno if you would get caught out with it on. (*note: use the clear liquid stuff) im pritty sure it dont crack. It doesn't crack, but it does go a very nice matt lilac when damp, which b...

There's never a problem waking up. Your arse is very green grass if you don't. 8) 8) 8) At CTC I had a section member who would not get up. His pit was upended against the wall for three days running. He was/is 6feet plus, I'm 5'8", no contest. :lol: :lol: :lol: On our final exercise he tried t...