Stay safe Dave.

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Rogue Chef wrote:No sarcasm from me.
I'm just pleased that they have had the benefit of being associated with such an accomplished marksman. I'm hope it will stand them in good stead.

Why thankyou Steve.

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flightywrighty wrote:Asda ..... grrrrrrr!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, la la lala la

And just what is wrong with 'Perry Como' then?

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Tis nice to know that people who I (I hope) helped still have the time to let me know how they are.

One of the plus's of being a Moderator on this and MF&T is the odd E Mail saying thanks for my advice.

Over to RC for the sarcastic reply. Which I am sure will come as and when.

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Use the internet to store addresses. Since last Wednesday have not had access to ought due to me not being able to access the said internet. SO; If your card is late I'm sorry people.

However, this time a stamp has been placed on each envelope (or will be).

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MERRY CRIMBO! everybody.

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JDLOKI

Hate to tell you this but this site is for people who want to join the Brit forces not for hints on how to model a chuffing Helo. OK?

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Pilgrim Norway wrote:

Most snipers are uncommonly good at what they do .....

In "My" time stuff was mostly covered in hessian - but now :-

Trogg, you were always a good un Oppo! TIs you behind the wardrobe door.

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I got my vibrant blue Christmas lights all round my porch today. I am so chuffed with them ! I wish I could have them all over the house all year round. Thank you so much guys P.S If you do browse during the shopping time, if you see any purple christmas lights, give me a shout. I have a penchant f...

The problem is that in order to Get In you have to have served.

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Is this a pc name for the dance of the flaming ars*holes? Have some experience in this but it would be too dangerous to try now as I'm a lot more hairier. :o More fool you for growing a beard then dear sir! Once watched a 'dance' in Malta which went wrong. The dancer followed though and took out th...

Give it time and the Goverment will have hiiden cameras under the toilet bowl when your having a chuffing dump!

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Hyperlithe wrote:Docs reckoned i was a week early...
My Mum wasn't so sure, and considering I weighed 9lb 13.5 oz, she was pretty glad I wasn't born a week later!

Kinnell!

They saved a fortune!

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Hypers Your birthday is Christmas Eve and its horrible!!. How about Jesus,he really shat out!. SH Shoulders she's kin lucky Oppo! Mine's the 1st of Jan!?!?! As a kid I use to get crap birthday pressies Oppo. "Cheap rubbish" in point of fact. Cardboard Uckers boards......How cruel is that ...

May sound daft but Perry Comos song "Magic Moments" always had an impact on me whilst serving in NI during Crimbo. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u2NnelGxpg8 If we were feeling nice we used to sing it and then charge the mob and snatch a few and force them to eat Chicken Supreme from the 24...