As it's now Crimbo day here down under, may I be the first to say it......






















Where's my prezzies??????????


Merry Christmas everyone.

Girls, take no notice of Doc and his feeble attempts at flirting. If you think he's only trying to get into your knickers then you're dead right. The thing is would they fit him? The only thing he'll trap this Chrimbo will be his fingers in the fridge door as he goes for yet another consolation beer...

Cross rank interplay Marine Smiff: Lieutenant Jones, what would you do if someone called you useless twat? Lt Jones: I suppose I'd put him on a charge for insubordination! Marine Smiff: So what would you do if someone just thought you were a useless twat? Lt Jones: Nothing I suppose, peoples thought...

What a tight fisted piso git that Skiffle is. 2 shooting sticks with a poncho stretched between them for his nuptial basha. I'll bet he had the wedding dress made from some old cam whites and an arctic cam net for the train. Mrs Skiff will be already be wondering where the romance went as he gets in...

if Skiff has any sense he will be half way to Paraletic.. So that's where the honeymoon is. I've looked it up in my Junior Atlas. "Paraletic on the island of Cirrhosis, is a quaint little fishing village famous for brewing and haggis hurling." It's neigbouring town of Dunshaggin is a popu...

Nice to hear from you Skiff, the mint sauce is in the post.

I'm sure your wedding wil be wonderful, whatever the weather, with your sunny dispostion and her sharing ways it'll be a case of, "I got you babe" by Sunny and Share.








Groan as much as you want, I won't apologise

Doc wrote: because the powers that be didnt favour Jack carrying weapons, we were usually left with the SA80 (no rounds though )

So, the MoD isn't completely stupid after all

Hey Wholley

I could use a job, people have been asking me when I'm going get a proper job for years!

Flossie my prize Ewe will be very dissapointed that Skiffle has turned queer and started out after women again. You'd think his last spell in Prison (and the aversion therapy) would have cured him by now. Honestly,Skiffle's a decent bloke, ugly but decent. He'd better be good to you or he'll have us...

so instead of "Mag to Grid, get rid" it'll be "the thing on me lid, I went where it said" I'm sure it's progress, anything that gets you to the right place can't be all bad, until the sattellites fail, or you're in deep vegetation or your batteries die....................... but ...

Hi BArb

Great to see you're still around and kicking arse. I really hope you get this crap with the med board sorted, it's about time you got your man home and got some jobs done around the place.

When he's done there he can come and see me, plenty to do here

Chin up

Hi Beardo

Please tell me that they are being trained in GPS as well as coventional navigation, not instead of!

Hi Rob You're wrong if you feel ashamed in any way about your failure to complete training. We have a troop reunion every year. Recently we've had oppos turn up who took options and left during training, some who were medically discharged during and just after training, myself who was back trooped w...

349 with about a gazillion dildo batteries to keep it running longer than 2 minutes, .. Jesus you haven't still got them have you. :o . I was on the prc 349 trials team back 1972. Kin ell you'll be using A40's as backup next. :lol: How about signing out a Brown Bess to supplement your SA80 mouse ri...

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