Understood, I take my leave then. And i imagine the response is good riddence too. Understandably.

Understood, I take my leave then. And i imagine the response is good riddence too. Understandably.

Hello all,

I would like to apologise for my recent sprate of postings and especially to the parties involved.

It was immature and somewhat unfair. I had intended to just leave in shame but someone has rightly pointed out to me that those involved deserved an apology.

I hope you can forgive me for ...

Hello all,

I would like to apologise for my recent sprate of postings and especially to the parties involved.

It was immature and somewhat unfair. I had intended to just leave in shame but someone has rightly pointed out to me that those involved deserved an apology.

I hope you can forgive me for ...

... when you find any woman associated with the military attractive. Army arse or the wives sagging norks. Not fun. *

* excluding of course the cracking women from certain corps and maybe the RAF in a certain light and if you're desperate.

... when you find any woman associated with the military attractive. Army arse or the wives sagging norks. Not fun. *

* excluding of course the cracking women from certain corps and maybe the RAF in a certain light and if you're desperate.

He could always try red bull...

Even I passed it - and qualified to be a fully trained Walter Mitty. Then I became a trumpton. Your choice fella. :o
Go on then, tell us who helped you with the maths paper... Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grubb or did you take your socks off?

Well at least someones made an ...

LOL a bootie wife... with a life... now that's interesting. I take it with all the busy things you do, e.g. checking the price of beans you didn't have the time to actually notice whom your place of purchase is actually run by.

Or is that just spar as far as you're concerned?

I've met a number of ...

1+1 = ?

2+1 = ?

3-1 = ?

If you don't get that right you may have a stunning career in the Kingos or Booties.

Be nice to the 16 year olds playing soldier Dale, they just all failed their GCSE's. Maybe if they spell their name right the RAF might take them. Or at least if they keep a good level of ring tension.

How can they keep getting it wrong?! It's not exactly hard. Obviously illiterate RLC or illiterate 14 year old walts.

Not sure which is worse.

Ahhh both my favourite ladies at the same time.

Fancy a threesome?

Ahhh both my favourite ladies at the same time.

Fancy a threesome?

From the blurb passed on by recruitment stand for these lot it seems that the reserves take a more observation post role, their words not mine, and get attached to regular infantry regiments quite regulary.

edit: - info is second hand from people in my cadre who've interviewed.