The bloke who played Alf Garnet was in the RA at the same time as Milligan and Secombe.

I read in fhm, that some blokes wife once asked him whether a duck was a bird or fish.............

He will be, with the 'gems' he's coming out with..............

Sorry to drag an old post up, but refering back to the post about pseudologica-fantastica, i have/had a mate who pretended he was dying of cancer and told everyone (except me) that he had a year to live. He went on to tell all my mates that i went with him to all his hospital appointments for 'suppo...

Im attending a familiarisation day with the Royal Marines on the 29th of november at RM Poole, you should get in contact with your local afco and see what they say.

On my prmc i saw 883 troop outside san carlos looking absolutely knackered after doing a mud run, some of the lads in my room went into shock when they saw them...............

Bloody Ell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVENTEEN!! Do you play rugby?-You should mate. I work in an army surplus shop and we've had a pair of size 16 assualt boot's before so they are out there, we've also had a pair of size 21 german para boots before..............

Good site, easy to navigate and great photo's-good work mate.

.....when after a night out on the guinness you fall sleep on the landing of a mates house and wake up naked, next to said mate, soaking wet (sweat i presumed).......... ..........i stil haven't a clue how i got there-niether does my mate.....

.....when after a night out on the guinness you fall sleep on the landing of a mates house and wake up naked, next to said mate, soaking wet (sweat i presumed).......... ..........i stil haven't a clue how i got there-niether does my mate.....

hello all thanks for the warm welcome-

A doctor who made a prognosis
Said 'Madam, 'tis my diagnosis
You have a touch
Of flu in the crutch'
He was wrong - it was myxomatosis!
S.M

hello all thanks for the warm welcome-

A doctor who made a prognosis
Said 'Madam, 'tis my diagnosis
You have a touch
Of flu in the crutch'
He was wrong - it was myxomatosis!
S.M

Hello to you all, i'v been using this site for a couple of months or so but never introduced myself. I live in the 'sunny' town of bournemouth (but don't hold that againts me) and i have my prmc next monday. I like Spike Milligan, guinness and playing my guitar badly-to the annoyance of my gf and fa...

Hello to you all, i'v been using this site for a couple of months or so but never introduced myself. I live in the 'sunny' town of bournemouth (but don't hold that againts me) and i have my prmc next monday. I like Spike Milligan, guinness and playing my guitar badly-to the annoyance of my gf and fa...

Wholley, No i haven't read them, i imagine there pretty good?-what is/are the title(s). I own a collection of his poems which im sure you know are really good, his use of the english language is amazing-especially for a welsh man . :wink: I'v just finished reading a biog about him, he was a 'charact...