Artist Tell Um All how you kept the Squad enthralled for 3 hours on the Pleasures of DRINK and then turned it round to the Pleasures of DRINK and Finished up with the PLEASURES OF DRINK.

JWT.

The Best Thing for Blisters are the Grannie remedies, They never Fail. The end product of this advertisement, Is and Always will be the best prevention FOR MANY SKIN ABNORMALITIES. http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf 1. COFFEE MACHINE 2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VE...

ARTIST, Salted Dry Cod down our way is called "TOE RAG" and you cant FAKIN BEAT IT MUCKER. Soak it over night, simmer in milk for 20 minutes and serve on a plate covered in butter and pepper. Side plate of Fresh CRUSTY BREAD simply oozing in butter. THREAD HIGH JACKED, other deliquesces fr...

"BOTTOM FIELD" IN ALL ITS GLORY. 360% VIEW.

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JWT. Guz Bound for the Run Ashore to end all Runs Ashore.

Me and Superman got in a fight I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite I hit him so hard I busted his brain And now I'm fakin Lois Lane His friend Batman wanted some too, I hit him in the head with my left shoe. I kicked him in the temple with my left heel, Now I'm driving the Batmobile. The Inc...

One the YANKS LOVED http://bestsmileys.com/nono/4.gif and was always great for starting a Ruck in the China Fleet Club when the Buggers accidentally wondered in while on RnR. IN THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF JUNGLE, WHERE THE YANKS HAVE NEVER BEEN, LAY'S A BODY OF A DEAD GORILLA, SHAGGED TO DEATH BY ROYAL M...

Yo Flo. I always thought LADIES got Inebriated NOT PISSED.>>>>>>>>


JWT.

One of the Artists Secrets that I know will Piss him off cus I let it out the bag :- Uniform or Civvie Suites had to be Made To Measure for our man with Brush as his RIGHT ARM (left was OK) would never FIT IN the right arm of the OFF THE PEGGER. Ashore he is always beckoned with HEY, ARTIST YOU w@#k...

Artist still in the BLOOD after all these years. UGLIES, Yep, must admit YOU ARE THE KING, http://bestsmileys.com/kissing1/12.gif BFF was the PITS, said LADIEEEEEEE was so Ugly http://bestsmileys.com/halloween3/2.gif even the SPEEDSTER said it was a NONO, NOT with a BODY BAG said he. JWT.

FAKE ME Artist that GAME must have taken for ever to get a Wet. 4 Jacks a lot quicker, PISSED within the hour. 1st Jack Nominates Drink. 2nd Jack Pays for Drink. 3rd Jack takes the Head Off. 4th Jack DOWNS IT IN ONE. Sometimes if your REAL LUCKY you can get ALL 4 JACKS. Pint of Bulmers Rough with a ...

Tis on all GOOD Cocktail Sites. http://www.freedrinkrecipes.com/beerandale-drinks-recipes/bootneck-drink-recipe.html MUST BE ONE FICK BASSSSSARD ARTIST http://bestsmileys.com/doh/2.gif the reason for it being a BOOTNECK IS.......... Kronenberg 1664 Lager ..... 1664 BIRTH OF THE CORPS. Sorry Folks I ...

Artist, The Ref tells ALL the Players to count to THREE and then as loud as possible shout NOW. If the Ref's a Basssssard on Three he'll SPLAT the PAT and everyone gets a mouthful.

Pass the Gauntlet was another GOOD Bar Game.

JWT. All Together, I....2.......thr.. SPLAT.

Sounds GOOD to me Flo, I was just goin to lock me self away for 48 hours and chuck the Key away.

All these years I've heard "FAKIN BOOTNECK" not knowing they where on about Cocktails and NOT US.

JWT.

Ow Bist dee All. Slight Headache this morning had a wet or two for Royal Last Night with a couple of Ex Royal Oppo's. Started off quite sensible and THEN some O.D. said lets go on to "BOOTNECKS". Well must admit never heard of it, knew of it and TO FAKE WISH I NEVER HAD IT. Kronenburg Lage...

Big "THANK YOU" flo from the Artist and Me



Now I could'nt send you that Kiwiben or COULD I.

Good luck with the Match tomorrow Ben, All Blacks V Gr. Br. Bulldogs. The Greatest Game on earth, RUGBY LEAGUE.

JWT.