Sir,

I'm not in your area. I'm not in your weight bracket. But I do wish you the best of luck. Any Salmon fishing near you?

Out

Can't believe you blokes are so soft.

In my day we wore hobnail boots - with the nails on the inside. The Sargent would collect the blood after each 50 mile run and would make it into a black pudding that we'd eat for t'next days breakfast - if we were lucky.

Dantae, My advice for what it's worth; 1) Try for the Marine's first. You may make it. You may not. But you'll be a better man for trying either way . If you fail go to point 2. 2) Enter the RA. Do a year. Get fitness and drills up. Then either; 3) Try for 4/73. A Tip Top unit, and a very tough role...

The original 'Dirty Dozen' tell their story. An hour of Boys Own stuff. "There was a sandstorm on - but we parachuted anyway" (!) "Lost 50%" (!) Huuurahhh. Typical BBC moment though - after the finish, the effite presenter says "The next archive hour will be an in-depth look...

The course is one of the hardest in the armed forces. Underestimate it at your peril. It is a tri-services course which means - "Have a go if you think you're hard enough." I've worked with 4/73 they are top boys, and although mostly northern - and therefore a little smelly - highly profes...

Hello Gentlemen,

Interesting listen for SAS history lovers; http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/archivehour/pip/7tgk3/

Out

Hello Capytain! Week wednesday is fine. I was having trouble with the explosives anyway to be honest, and was 19,832 troops short as well (the youth of today - no backbone. In my day we had a revolution every tuesday like clockwork. I blame the playstations.) Can you get your hands on some tanks? Re...

He was obviously a murderous tyrant and death was long overdue for him. The world's gene pool is better off without scum like him. However, there's a lot of inconvenient truth that's been silenced with him for the benefit of Bush and bLiar. He was accused of many crimes, but executed after only the ...

Well if Chateau Lafite was lurking in the area I would be seriously worried

Ha! I've been lurking in the cupboard under your I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! sink all along...Be afraid!

(By the way, your flat is f***ing filthy)

Gentlemen. It is with a heavy heart, and a deep sense of PATRIOTIC DUTY, that I am forced to confirm the rumours. Yes, I am organising a coup d’état. Tony bLiar has gone too far. It has got to stop AND I CAN’T CONTROL MY RAGE ANY LONGER… JOIN ME! Surely there are enough military personnel here to ma...

Evening Lads,

Tactical Questioning by Phil Emin
Standard Operating Procedures by Upoo Inabag
Rucksack Packing by Messrs Berg and Burns

I'll get my coat

B'srtd! You've got the Info there. I've only got my spider sense and my ruined liver to work on! Damn that Glen Carlou Shiraz. Tasting note has changed to "Lovely soft berry fruit on both nose and palate, but due to a vinification mistake deeply hallucinogenic.” Sorry to Kimberly for any offenc...

Oh, Whadda you know Mfat? I told you it was speculation!

He's obviously a dangerous opponent. Lock your windows tonight, and make sure the Mrs has her Chastity belt locked..

As a paid up member of the life’s sad and miserable club I’m heartily disappointed that our old friend Easy Springs (can I call you Easy?) Hasn’t, as yet, responded in his own name as yet. However I feel that our efforts haven’t been in vain. [WARNING: This is written after a bottle of Glen Carlou 2...

I can confirm there is nothing OPSEC about it at all. Post away.