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Famous last words
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 12:17 pm
by JR
'Rupert' how deep is it Cox'n,2ft sir replies cox'n down ramp out troops,and with a big splash 'rupert' disappears cox'n salutes and remarks 2ft over ya head sir?.
Coy commander to Bootneck miscreant 7 days CB,bootneck thank you sir I can do that in a week?,Coy Cdr in that case take 14 days and do them in a fortnight March him out Sgt Major. Aye JR
Re: Famous last words
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 1:53 pm
by Guest
JR, priceless, tears of joy running down my cheeks
take Make`n`Mend
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 4:47 pm
by El Prez
"That's a fully modded trigger unit, it only needs a pull of
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"Just confirm the wheels are down"
"The company will reimburse you" To a passenger when the gearbox plug fell out in a puma and oil flew everywhere. Bastard of a managing pilot refused to pay out.
"The company will reimburse you" as a bove to an engineer when the nosewheel on a puma refused t extend and he placed his trolley tool chest beneath the nose to prevent us creaming in. Once again Bastard Manager refused to pay. Tit.
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 5:10 pm
by Artist
"I'll pay you when I'm happy with your work, otherwise you will just have to wait Mr Artist"
How do you sink a canal boat?
Dead easy, Trail a running hose into the welldeck overnight. So I have heard! (pay up or........................Problems)
Artist
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 5:24 pm
by got1
"What electric fence Cpl" [said by Rupert as he barges passed].
Artist,
Leave running hose dangling in the water, then switch off.
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 5:27 pm
by goreD.
Yeeeeeeeeeee HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Major Kong. (whilst riding the bomb to his vapourisation.)
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 5:37 pm
by Dave.Mil
gone
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 5:49 pm
by Guest
I think this is what Spike Milligan wants on his Gravestone
" I Told You I was Ill"
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 6:45 pm
by Mike
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......Not now Scoty Im having a
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 6:59 pm
by flo
its got to be those immortal words that we have all said then thought 'oh bugger' I DO.
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 7:37 pm
by El Prez
I DO
Do you? Well just so long as you don't get caught, or catch anything lasting.
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 7:47 pm
by flo
El Prezzie,
im shocked and stunned that you could suggest such a thing . I am a loyal and loving wife of a serving Royal Marine who just happens to be away in a foreign country on exercise for at least another three weeks. You know where my house is but honestly the red knickers on the line are not a sign to anyone and i could only buy OMO to wash my clothes as the Naffi had run out of Daz (well he actually ran off with the neighbour two doors down) . I am perfectly happy with my family and my pet rabbit
and i am astounded that you could suggest such a thing - and anyway its not this month that Trevs coming over it the six months that Jed is in Iraq
But i have always been an active friendly person and if anyone would like to pop in for coffee and cake well i wont say no to a bit of company.
Your friendly bit of fluff
fiona xxxxxxxx
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 7:51 pm
by El Prez
Kindness exemplified, but please not when there's an f in the month.
keeling you are a licentious barsteward............wrong......sorry, you are a lucky licentious barsteward.
Keep smiling Flo, it'll confuse and irritate your neighbours.
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 7:53 pm
by Artist
According to the Missus my words when I should have said "I DO" were "Errh?"
19 Harveywallbangers will do that so I found out.
Me best man cried when I was dragged away by the new Wife to have her wicked way with me so I found out later. He Cried on me Mums shoulder sobbing "I've lost me drinking Oppo Mrs Artist Senior"
"There, There, he will still be able to have the odd drink with you" Mum says.
"It won't be the same Mrs Artist Senior"
Mum gave up after that!
Artist
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 8:29 pm
by Cream
"Load them morters but don't fire them"
