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Beer Scam

Posted: Fri 08 May, 2009 2:47 pm
by Ste Preece
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter wi th similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

For a video to see how Beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Steve

Posted: Fri 08 May, 2009 3:16 pm
by Wholley
Whash yure name agin?
Didle i meat yoo in pompei?
Sharon???Sharon??Neever herd of youse an thas not my sprog.

If the above rings any bells then please contact,
You are so Busted Royal@alimony forever.co.uk

Posted: Fri 08 May, 2009 5:09 pm
by gunner75
when i met R lass she was in the process of nicking my pint of beer (dead classy). that was 4 years ago and im still with the theiving gypsy bint.

Posted: Fri 08 May, 2009 9:39 pm
by Wholley
Jeez Guns only four?
You can get less than that for manslaughter in certain states :P

Posted: Sat 09 May, 2009 12:06 pm
by gunner75
yeah four loooong years... i think i may of been a child catcher type character in a previous life to of been sooo blessed... :roll:

Posted: Sun 10 May, 2009 3:42 pm
by Wholley
I hope for your sake she doesn't read these forums.
Ever woken from a drunken slumber with a six feet two red head pinning your shoulders to the bed with her thighs and holding a knife to your throat?
I have.......
The"As It's here,I'll kiss it better"speech didn't go down too well.
Neither did"I did not sleep with that really attractive black girl"
At this point I'm taking the Fifth 8)

Posted: Sun 10 May, 2009 7:47 pm
by gunner75
funnily enough....
i once awoke from a drunken slumber at a G.I.L.F.S house (grandma id like to f*ck) an absolute cracker at 55yrs of age .sunbed shop manageress and the biggest pair of plastic headlamps iv ever seen in my life. now she was a mucky mare and it would of been rude not to :wink:

Posted: Mon 11 May, 2009 8:46 am
by Wholley
OK,
I have to ask.
What were you doing in a sunbed shop apart from trapping grandma's?
Do you have a tan-line?
I think we should be told :P

Posted: Mon 11 May, 2009 9:08 am
by Doc
I proposed drunk and divorced sober..........

Posted: Mon 11 May, 2009 9:32 am
by gunner75
nah fraid i met and bagged her on a night out on the razzle im far too macho to frequent sun bed shops, the only tan lines i have are when I take off my aviator shades :wink:

Posted: Mon 11 May, 2009 10:19 am
by Wholley
gunner75 wrote: the only tan lines i have are when I take off my aviator shades :wink:
Quite the top gun then are we?
Did you know Kelly Mcgillis is gay and Anthony Edwards is not really a doctor,he just plays one on TV?
Has to be the worst movie Iv'e ever seen.Got dragged to it by my ex.
The flying was good but the dialogue????????
Best,


Viper.

Posted: Mon 11 May, 2009 12:39 pm
by gunner75
is she now??!! she was a nice bit of crumpet in her time but doing a quick google image search on her has shown that time has not be particularly kind to her....
Image

Posted: Mon 11 May, 2009 2:56 pm
by Wholley
Remember me talking about my ex?
Where did you get that phot of her,most remarkable likeness and fairly recent too.She still sends me Crimbo cards with a picture attached,just so I remember how scary she really was :o
Just kidding M...Please put the weapon down slowly and keep your hands where I can see them. :kissing: