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Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 2:03 am**

Feeling a bit hard done by?
Things getting you down?
Why hi-jack a thread topic for your own selfish puposes?
Get it off your chest here!

Disclaimer:
This thread is for a bit of fun. No malice or spite, nothing personal, just a bit of banter to air your gripes.

I went to the Rugby Club last night for the Australia Day celebration. Paid my Dhs90 (discount price for coaches) to get in for a fun filled evening of DJ Chalkie, prize draw, BBQ and beer. The club has recently acquired sponsorship from Emirates Airlines so the place was buzzing. However I wasn't feeling my best due to a minor cold and my daughter getting an injury during her game earlier in the day.

So the catering staff started the BBQ and the scran looked fabulous (inculding huge tiger prawns), only thing was the delivery was incredibly slow. So I waited patiently until the queue subsided some what. Then piled in. Guess what? No blimmin' prawns left!

So I had some chicken and coleslaw, then blimmed off. The sweets were not to my liking either!

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 12:22 pm**

My other half this morning moaning that I don't do anything, even though I only got 2 hours sleep because are son is teathing, and all this happened while she was still asleep.

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 12:52 pm**

Well 3 days afte Xmas I find out the ex-missus has been playing hide the sausage with some lucky young fellow and then I get made redundant a week after that, that's not the problem though... oh no, I have to wait until the end of April to start RM recruit training.

The cheek!

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 12:58 pm**

How did you find out?

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 1:01 pm**

Whenever I visit my mum, I have to wait half an hour for the water to heat up so I can have a bath.
Oh, what's the point in it all?!?!?!? :drinking:

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 1:20 pm**

Englishman88 wrote:How did you find out?

She told me, said and I quote 'What's the point in being with someone who's going to f**k off and be shot anyway?'

A beautiful example of femininity and angelic persona she was

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 1:26 pm**

Sod that at least you found out now rather when its to late.

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 3:33 pm**

Hmm better than finding out the same way as on the film jarhead?

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 3:36 pm**

maunder123 wrote:Hmm better than finding out the same way as on the film jarhead?

Haha that is a good film.

Posted: **Sat 31 Jan, 2009 11:39 pm**

Englishman88 wrote:
maunder123 wrote:Hmm better than finding out the same way as on the film jarhead?
Haha that is a good film.

I seldom use the word 'pants' to describe things, but EVERYTHING in that film is fekin pants

Which, BTW... is not good....

Posted: **Sun 01 Feb, 2009 1:15 am**

its not that bad, its watchable.

Posted: **Sun 01 Feb, 2009 7:49 am**

My house is going to wrack and ruin because the wife is too busy with her degree work

She had better get a gleaming job when its finished

Posted: **Sun 01 Feb, 2009 7:51 am**

Demonstrate your support for her endeavours by buying her a £1-99 bargain bucket bunch of flowers from Asda. Then tell her to get the house straight.

Posted: **Sun 01 Feb, 2009 8:13 am**

I have eight years left in green skin mate and then its her Stag

Posted: **Sun 01 Feb, 2009 11:53 am**

Darren82 wrote:
Englishman88 wrote:How did you find out?
She told me, said and I quote 'What's the point in being with someone who's going to f**k off and be shot anyway?'

A beautiful example of femininity and angelic persona she was

Funny enough i had a 'disagreement' (with my girlfriend) well to me it was but to her it was a 'row' and she said those exact words. lol

be honest did it really bother you thou?

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