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Practice military swim
Posted: Tue 21 Oct, 2008 2:41 pm
by buzzbuzz
Has anyone had a go at this. My careers officer offered me the chance as it was free i took it, he said it involved swimming in full overalls and you will be taught the RM's way of doing breaststroke. Has anyone else done this or been offered the chance?
Posted: Tue 21 Oct, 2008 10:48 pm
by druadan
The RM's way of doing breast stroke?! Never realised it was any different to normal breast stroke. How very odd
Posted: Wed 22 Oct, 2008 1:34 pm
by Artist
druadan wrote:The RM's way of doing breast stroke?! Never realised it was any different to normal breast stroke. How very odd
Tis easy peasey Druadan, you trap a Gronk and stroke her breasts!
Artist
Posted: Thu 23 Oct, 2008 1:11 am
by fodd
Artist wrote:druadan wrote:The RM's way of doing breast stroke?! Never realised it was any different to normal breast stroke. How very odd
Tis easy peasey Druadan, you trap a Gronk and stroke her breasts!
Artist
Ahh but are we talking fat or skinny etc?
Posted: Thu 23 Oct, 2008 11:21 am
by Artist
Just GRONK.
Artist
Posted: Thu 23 Oct, 2008 9:30 pm
by druadan
Ah but gronk trapping generally has that one virtue - the beauty of the larger lady (as most gronks are) is that they invariably have big fat titties...
Posted: Fri 24 Oct, 2008 11:13 pm
by davidemmerson
druadan wrote:Ah but gronk trapping generally has that one virtue - the beauty of the larger lady (as most gronks are) is that they invariably have big fat titties...
I'd rather go without than trapping a fat, ugly woman!
Posted: Sun 26 Oct, 2008 7:22 pm
by druadan
Sir, this man is most definitely not suited to service in the Corps.
Why's that Sarn't?
Well Sir, he professes to have some reservations regarding sexual activity with the, uh, larger lady.
You mean he refuses to trap gronks?! Get him out of my sight!
You will learn Mr Emmerson, you will learn...day one week one, that
The basis of many a contest down Exmouth on a Saturday night
Posted: Sun 26 Oct, 2008 8:25 pm
by Sully
Dave, sorry mate but have to side heavily with druadan there
As for:
Ah but gronk trapping generally has that one virtue - the beauty of the larger lady (as most gronks are) is that they invariably have big fat titties...
Whether that's true or not (not always unfortunately
) they are always very grateful
Fat chicks need some lovin' too and its a public duty that Royal provides... I think its in Queens Regs somewhere
Posted: Mon 27 Oct, 2008 2:27 am
by Rover
Morning Sully,
Correct as regards Queens Regulations.
Can be found 'under ' the following:
Section 69: "Action both above/under and way beyond the call of duty".
Rover
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Posted: Mon 27 Oct, 2008 9:43 am
by Sully
Morning Rover, good to hear from you. Hope all's well.
That's the one
the things we've done to comply with that solemn duty......
You see, it's all about self-sacrifice
Posted: Mon 27 Oct, 2008 11:59 am
by Rover
Good Morning Sully,
Well today is a breathing day, beats the alternative.
Now the old self-sacrifice bit, reminds me of the famous saying;
"Greater love has no man, than to lay with the Gronk friend of his best mates pash"
Nodoubt some can relate to that.
Rover
Posted: Mon 27 Oct, 2008 12:48 pm
by Artist
And the cry was heard!
TWO'S UP! from the masses.
Artist
Posted: Wed 29 Oct, 2008 10:39 pm
by davidemmerson
druadan wrote:Sir, this man is most definitely not suited to service in the Corps.
Why's that Sarn't?
Well Sir, he professes to have some reservations regarding sexual activity with the, uh, larger lady.
You mean he refuses to trap gronks?! Get him out of my sight!
You will learn Mr Emmerson, you will learn...day one week one, that
The basis of many a contest down Exmouth on a Saturday night
Well looks like I'm out-voted! One for the lads and all that.....
