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This lad is an absolute idiot. He was in my year at school and is a chavy walt tosser. He robbed his best mates phone and sold it for a tenner in our last year of school.

Anyway a couple of months back while surfing on his Bebo page he claimed he was in the Royal Signals which I assumed was true. But at the weekend I was speaking to a lad who sometimes sees him and it turns out that he actually works in Tescos.

So I go back to his bebo page today to find that he now claims to be in the Royal Marines. This wound me up as I think it is disrespectful to both the sigs and Marines . So I thought I would post it here to see what members of this site thought and to appeal for people with Bebo to give this walt some serious abuse.


http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4764034284

Thanks very much lads!

Well I threw my glove lightly at him.

"Er... couple of things matey, you're claiming to be in the Royal Marines and I assume thats you in the pic? Wrong beret for starters, looks like Signals but I could be wrong.

Also, you've just been outted on a pretty popular site of serving and ex-serving soldiers.

I advise sorting yourself out mate, its an insult to any who are the real deal, including relatives of mine

>:( >:("

I tend to be nice online, in person on the other hand, I'd beat him senseless with two loaves of bread and a carton of orange juice.

He is a bloody mess, none of Her Majesty's forces would take a looser like that he belongs in jail . Haha someone already has dropped him a comment . He has also got a picture of a injured soldier and its titles 'Nice!!!!' . Truely Pathetic.

What an idiot, I simply asked if he knew Pvt Golden

Has anyone got an account with ARRSE that could post it over there. They'd have a field day with this loser!

Now say after me.
OOOOOOMMMMMM.
Good for the soul.
Leave him alone and he'll bugger off.
If not I'll do it for him(Not the bugger part obviously)

Pte Golden wrote:Has anyone got an account with ARRSE that could post it over there. They'd have a field day with this loser!

Yes. Has anyone else done it yet? If not, I'll provide the link.

Out of interest, wasn't Golden a little bit of a walt? I might have forgotten and gotten it wrong, in which case sorry. But the name rings a bell...

jammin87 wrote:Out of interest, wasn't Golden a little bit of a walt? I might have forgotten and gotten it wrong, in which case sorry. But the name rings a bell...

Yes I registered the username as a joke and might try and change it to save confusion.

Illustrious wrote:I tend to be nice online, in person on the other hand, I'd beat him senseless with two loaves of bread and a carton of orange juice.

Sounds a bit biblical!

Have you considered a plague of locusts in his underwear instead?

This guy can't even spell royal right, never mind being in it .

Well look what his posted 3 minuets ago (as of 1415, 29-10-07)

Careers in Mind: Royal Marines, armed response in police

Comments 3 minutes ago

I thought he said he was already there? If he is in the Royal Signals and has applied for the AACC or whatever then possibly fair enough but he just looks like a Walter to me! Claiming to be in the Royal Marines?? Knob!

How people have the audacity to do this sort of thing I don't know

Saaaafffeeee oneeess people, im matty im in da roayl marines derz no betta job than to be in the marinez!!

It still says it for me. Nothing in the comments.

Saaaafffeeee oneeess people

In reply to you Stinky, thats the bit that did it for me.

Would be well cool to put him infront of some corporals and make him tell them what he's been saying about being a royal