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King Edward?
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 12:26 pm
by Charlie
Watching the BBC news about this joker who gatecrashed Williams 21st birthday bash.
It seems that he jumped up on stage and grabbed the mike out of Will's hands (newsclip showed him doing the same to Eddie Izzard and Terry Jones).
They made the point that, if he was a suicide bomber...... the whole of the Royal Family were so close to the incident.......except for Prince Edward.
We could be waking up to the notion of King Edward
Makes you think
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 12:56 pm
by Archie
Who'd want a monarch named after a spud?
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 2:24 pm
by Rotary Booty
Archie
Who'd want a monarch that
looks like a spud.
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 2:25 pm
by Charlie
Archie
Could be worse. could be Des Lynam, but then again........
.......... he's a common tater
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 4:03 pm
by Mike
Hang on there ...........It could be, and probably would be.....
KING TONY?...
Revolution... anyone...
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 4:37 pm
by GINGE
You can turn a frog into a Prince Edward, but you cannot turn a Prince Edward into a Marine or a King
We could never have a King Eddie :multi:
(We could call him Edward the Confused)
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 8:00 pm
by Tab
It would be a gay old day if he ever got crowned
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 8:27 pm
by Artist
They'd be skipping in the aisles of westminster if Eddy Baby ever was crowned. Gormless looking twonk that he is.
Aye Artist
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 9:11 pm
by Andy O'Pray
What a disrespectful bunch you are. Let's be honest, there have been some real knobbers who have sat on the English throne throughout history. Young Eddie babe would be in good company.
Aye - andy.
Posted: Mon 23 Jun, 2003 10:43 pm
by owdun
We've had some right hard bastards too,Andy, Eddie Longshanks, Harry the 8th, his daughter Liz, to name but a few, and lets not forget the Conquerer, biggest bastard of all, and Harold Godwinson, he of the arrow and eye saga, (keep blinking, H, it will work its way out.) .
Aye Owdun.
Posted: Tue 24 Jun, 2003 12:02 pm
by Charlie
Seems that 'blue and red beret' Eddie was in Canada at the time of the party.
Over to you Andy!
Posted: Tue 24 Jun, 2003 9:48 pm
by Andy O'Pray
He started off a Blue Jay's baseball match by pitching the first ball. That is something else that he is not good at.
To be quite honest, he is not getting much coverage over here. We have more important things on the news such as same sex marriages and smoking pot legally.
Aye - Andy.
Posted: Wed 25 Jun, 2003 1:29 pm
by Charlie
Andy
There's a photo of him 'pitching' the first ball at the Toronto Blue Jay's baseball game in today's daily mail (page 27).
Ever seen a girlie try to throw a cricket ball? You know, that limp wristed - 'chuck'?
PS I exclude the women from the New Lodge and 1 or 2 Jenny's from that last comment
Posted: Thu 26 Jun, 2003 1:28 am
by Artist
When Eddy baby when getting his blues (non of this Geives and Hawks stuff) at CTC he turned to the C/SGT who was checking to make sure it was OK and said, "Now I'm a Royal Marine, arn't I Colour Sergeant?"
To which the said C/Sgt placed both hands on each side of his little pink cheeks and kissing him quickly on the lips replyed "No not yet sir". (nice one Jan)
Aye Artist
KING EDWARD!!!
Posted: Thu 26 Jun, 2003 2:44 am
by Madmick
King Edward my arse!!! KING BILLY sounds just great to me, dressed in a nice orange suit!!!
waiting for the flak
jim