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Posted: **Wed 09 Nov, 2005 6:09 pm**

A bloke I know who lives a Sparrows Fart from where I live is keen to join the Royal Marines. Nice bloke but a bit dumb. Where I can I help him when he's needing help. Be it a question ref training or advice on getting his fitness levels up to the required standard.

He asked me a brammer of a question the other day:

"What happens if I start to lose weight when I'm in training?"

I carefully weighed up the pros and cons of this thought provoking question. After a few minutes I gave him a reply:

"You'll get thinner"

Artist

Posted: **Wed 09 Nov, 2005 7:14 pm**

Mortars have just filled a vacancy.

Posted: **Wed 09 Nov, 2005 7:34 pm**

Leigh Dowell wrote:Mortars have just filled a vacancy.

Doc just sit there a min for us bud

Posted: **Wed 09 Nov, 2005 7:45 pm**

Doc wrote:
Leigh Dowell wrote:Mortars have just filled a vacancy.

Doc just sit there a min for us bud

What do you think the brush is for?

Posted: **Wed 09 Nov, 2005 8:08 pm**

Dental hygiene for gobby twats

Posted: **Thu 10 Nov, 2005 1:18 am**

Isn't that the picture they have in the dictionary under 'natural selection'?

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