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Well - what can I say.

Didnt run today so thought I`d go just go now. I have a little warm up by running round my block, there were two middle aged brothers standing outside their house, little strange given the time I thought.
I proceeded to jog round the block when I got on the final straight I could see in the distance a car screaming up and the brothers throwing hammers etc.. at the car. It screached round and doubled back on itself and away...
I, curiously more than anything and against better judgement proceeded to come down the last straight when the same car came back round and a man burst out with a gun aimed - shouting 'your gonna fucking get it!!!!!' and let off two shots in succession at the brothers who were infront of me, I hit the deck and I heard a third shot fly past me.
They drove off and one of the brothers ran after the car and I heard another two shots fired, I picked myself up thought 'maybe a run today isnt such a good idea' and retreated to blighty for tea and kippers.

Funny thing is, the Police never turned up, got my camera at the ready...expect pictures if a gangland massacre happens tonight.

This is Chappy at the frontline for Mafia news.

Isn't being shot at great................

glad your ok though chappy.

Good Lord mate!

There's some strange people out there in your neck of the woods, totally munted in the head. Good thing you got your head down aye and survived, being shot at is not high on my list of things to do

Cheers aye, Benjo

I liked that story . But ofcourse I'm glad your still ok. Wish I was there though.

StinkyFurby wrote:Wish I was there though.

why? so you could ask them "what kinda gun u got m8" or "does it urt when u shoots da people like!!! I love the idea of dying me like aint it bro"

maybe you could have waded in with your armbands shouting save the whale!!

Farking prong!

but enough tom foolery, i wish you were there aswell Stinky, a round in your head would have saved some innocent concrete pillar or stretch of tarmac.

StinkyFurby wrote: Wish I was there though.

And people wonder why we get pissed off!
Stinky for god sake get a grip of yourself and give yourself a hard slap. If this pillock doesnt get binned soon, i can see other members leaving this site, me for one of them.

What a stupid and ignorant comment to make.

Pretty extreme stuff there mate, Bet you didnt even think of hitting the deck, weird how reflexes take over.

Hey thanks for your concern people. I guess one thing you dont want to be wearing when someone wants to use you as a target is a luminous green, high visibility vest with reflective strips! heh



Dalo - It was over in a flash, didnt even think - had my heart rate monitor on and my MHR was 205 and if you could bottle that audrenaline rush! Wow!

Just pissed me off people think they are 'Big man' when they do childish immature, neanderthal crap like this. I dont know what their concept of a big man is, but in my eyes its not what they were doing. Idiots.

Chappy, That was a Little CLOSE for Comfort. The Brothers by any chance didn’t happen to be PHIL & GRANT MITCHELL, heard they were making a nuisance of their selves again.

JWT

The main thing is your ok

werner

Sounds like you had a really big change of heart ref running then Chappy!

A bit different when the Leads flying for real int it!!!

Just glad your safe. Will be checking Sky News for updates.

Artist

Doc wrote:

StinkyFurby wrote:Wish I was there though.

why? so you could ask them "what kinda gun u got m8" or "does it urt when u shoots da people like!!! I love the idea of dying me like aint it bro"

maybe you could have waded in with your armbands shouting save the whale!!

Farking prong!

but enough tom foolery, i wish you were there aswell Stinky, a round in your head would have saved some innocent concrete pillar or stretch of tarmac.

I dont think ive ever laughed that much at a sigle post.

Anyway im glad your OK Chappy, whats this world coming too eh? crap thats what. Bring back National Service thats what i say!

It would be good if there was national service again. Also I knew that you were going to mentions somthing that would be bad about me Winnie. And I would only liked to have been there for the expiriance, not to get shot.

Stinky

If your that keen to feel the "Thrill" of Lead flying all over the place then why don't you go to your local Clay Pigeon Club and volunteer to be a Pigeon.

I have this vision..........Stinky Furby strapped to a mega big Lacky band and the shout of PULL!!! With me stood there with a Gurt big 8, yes 8! Bore shotgun. Two rounds in the chamber ready and waiting

O, what it is to dream..........Bliss.

No one in their right mind would want to be in an area where lead is flying. Please just go away in short, sharp, jerky, Erotic movements Numbnuts!

Artist

HAHAHA! Stop your killing me Artist!
And Stinky, i dont go out my way to be horrible to you, infact i never even said anything bad, i just found what these guys are saying extreamly funny!