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I am applying to be an observer. Where can I practise flying aptitude tests?

I would have thought that with a username like that you could book your own flights!

day tripper wrote:I am applying to be an observer. Where can I practise flying aptitude tests?

Go into your dining room and
1)pull out a chair from table
2) Lie on said chair in a horizontal position with legs and arms dangling from each end
3) straighten the body and put arms out to sides
4) look up and make a noise with mouth like "quwoshhhh, ynarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! cha cha cha cha!!!!! Kaboom!!!!!!!"
5) rock gentle from side to side, then aggressively, then gently.
6) Shout "bogey on my six I cant shack him!" and/or "Maverick calling the ball!"

To simulate aircraft carriers place chair in bath and repeat above routine.

Hope it helps

To simulate aircraft carriers place chair in bath and repeat above routine.

Always ensure both taps are in the fully on position ! Failure to comply may result in serious injury or death!