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Hey, I'd just like to say hello.
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 12:41 pm
by Sig
I have been observing for a while now and just thought I didn't want to sit on the sidelines anymore. I'm an Area Systems Operator R Sigs. If any hopefuls have any questions please ask. Sensible questions only please.
Otherwise a big HELLO! to all on the forums.
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 1:21 pm
by Doc
Welcome aboard mate............scran is at 0700hrs, 1300hrs and 1800hrs. Showers down the corridor and second left. The pub in town is crap but we have a wip round every night and send Sticky Blue down to tescos to get a bottle of special brew and 200 straws! Harry brings some dry nuts!
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 2:22 pm
by kwew
Harry brings some dry nuts!
You can get cream for that nowadays just ask your local GP.
To avoid a one liner, Welcome to the forum!
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 4:43 pm
by Cliodna
doc wrote:Showers down the corridor and second left.
No point divulging that bit of info Doc,
Alien concept and all that
Awright Scaley,
The tea boat is over there
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 6:28 pm
by Artist
Welcome sigs.
Enjoy.
Artist
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 7:52 pm
by El Prez
. Showers down the corridor and second left
Doc, come alongside man! Read his profile and intro again.
A) He's Perce.
B) He's a scaly.
Now add A & B. Answer = Wosssa shar mate?
Buck up all ranks, especially the training team. That is all.
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 11:30 pm
by Sig
Cheers fellas. I can see the inter-service rivalry is still healthy.
Dry nuts! That's a pre-requisite amongst scaleys mate.
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 11:43 pm
by Hostage_Negotiator
Welcome Sigs!
You'll have to excuse the comments from the Senior Service types but you've got to appreciate that most of them are very senior (citizens). Suggest sending a small goodwill token to ease the passage ( shut up Doc!) Something like a new painting by numbers kit for Artist or some out of date junior disprin for Doc but if you really want to impress, how about some Brasso for Sticky to polish his instrument!!!!!!!!!!
best wishes H_N
(who right now is searching for his Mk6 Kevlar sensing some nautical incoming!!!!!!)
Posted: Tue 26 Apr, 2005 12:37 pm
by Hostage_Negotiator
Please note that in the above post I declined to involve either El Prez or Sneaky ( I'm not totally stupid or suicidal!) As I have no desire for El Prez to banish me to one of the outer colonies( been there....T-Shirt etc...) As for Mr Sneaky Beaky I have no desire to have him pop up thro' the plug hole whilst I'm in the bath to exact his Royal Revenge whilst clad in a dry suit and clenching a Cdo dagger between his teeth!
Regards H_N
(c/o Witness Protection Programme)
Posted: Tue 26 Apr, 2005 2:06 pm
by Artist
HN
Such polite words dear sir. Painting by numbers.............Hummmm. Watch and shoot!
Once again welcome Sig just put your batteries next to HN's Scran. With his acid tonge it can only do him good. Bloody Crabfats, he'll be saying Boo to the Queen next!
Artist
Posted: Tue 26 Apr, 2005 6:41 pm
by El Prez
Question.
Why would one say Boo to Julian Clarey?
Posted: Tue 26 Apr, 2005 6:56 pm
by Doc
Posted: Thu 28 Apr, 2005 4:05 pm
by harry hackedoff
Heyup Sig, welcome aboard, may it give you pleasure,
How`s your Jimmy, by the way
Now if you`ll excuse me, I must remonstrate my colleagues
Lads, can we stop bashing Perce please, after all they are God`s creatures too. Albeit brown furry ones. At least I have shown some restraint and have chosen not to regail you with my Perce dit. You know the one where I was on course with Perce and asked him the way to the showers only to receive the classic"Dunno mate, I`ve only been here three days"
And I`ll thank you to keep my nuts out of this, as I once said to a particularly loose gronk.
Sig, why don`t you start a betting pool on when Bowman will actually become fully operational
