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kit sale

Posted: Thu 29 May, 2003 4:58 pm
by stinkypinky
you need a military kit for sale forum :fist:

Posted: Thu 29 May, 2003 5:09 pm
by Andy O'Pray
What am I offered for a moth eaten Denison smock and a hardly used Sam Browne?

Aye - Andy. :lol:

Posted: Thu 29 May, 2003 8:20 pm
by voodoo sprout
Andy O'Pray wrote:What am I offered for a moth eaten Denison smock and a hardly used Sam Browne?
Two shillings and a turnip for the smock! I can scrounge a couple of other random vegetables as well if someone makes a better offer though - do we have a deal? :)

Posted: Thu 29 May, 2003 8:24 pm
by Andy O'Pray
Done.

Not only is that a one liner, it is also a one worder.

Aye - Andy. :lol:

Posted: Thu 29 May, 2003 9:39 pm
by El Prez
Peculiar name 'stinkyfinger', perhaps you could extract it from your arse long enough to read the following topic, then reconsider how you should "suggest" new forums, rather than acting as a lame dork.
Kev runs his own site, and will try and supply anything you need. He may even have a dose of manners. He even supplies members of 40 RA.

Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 1:30 pm
by stinkypinky
Sorry, I'll make sure I use the search facility in future. This site is great and El Prez is the best moderator I've ever come across.

Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 1:49 pm
by stinkypinky
el prez,
if you think that was my reply ,you dont know me!i thought moderators were meant to help ppl,yes i'm new to this site but it doesn't give you the right to slag ppl off.i think blue trumpet boy edited it on my behalf. :evil:

Posted: Tue 03 Jun, 2003 2:56 pm
by Chester
Stinky

It was the :fist: at the end of your first sentence that prompted Prez's response.

Compare " I think Stinky Pinky is a Rent Boy :fist: " with " I think Stinky Pinky is a RentBoy ;) "

One is an insult, one is a joke - It is the context you use that ultimately determines the understanding of a sentence.

Re

Posted: Mon 30 Jun, 2003 2:33 pm
by Oakers
That's not an insult where I come from lad, it's a sales pitch :lol:

Posted: Sat 05 Jul, 2003 8:38 pm
by El Prez
That nice Mr Hoon, (Spit) has sent his little band of herberts off to a dusty place rhyming with FaaarKK! :lol:

Posted: Sat 05 Jul, 2003 9:03 pm
by Sticky Blue
Caption competition anyone?
What is the Marine or Mr Goon... sorry, Mr Hoon saying to the Marine?
Image

Posted: Sat 26 Jul, 2003 5:34 pm
by ratso
Hoon 'So your the lucky ba****d who got the working SA80.'

Marine 'Yes sir, now if you can go and stand on that sand dune over there I will prove it works.'

Posted: Sat 26 Jul, 2003 6:08 pm
by harry hackedoff
Hoon, "Do I look effeminate, with my hands like this?"
Royal, "What are you doing after work, darling?"
Blue Oysters, anyone?
Thought not 8)

Posted: Sat 26 Jul, 2003 6:11 pm
by harry hackedoff
Hoon, "The latest mods to the SA 80, make it an excellant weapon, you know"
Royal, "Carry on like that, sweetheart, and you`ll be wearing this "excellent weapon" up your arse" :P

Posted: Mon 28 Jul, 2003 10:50 pm
by Artist
Royal to his oppos. "His flies are undone"

Artist