MilitaryForums.co.uk

In an area of these Forums, secure from the nobbers, we have been running a topic called "W4NKER OF THE WEEK"
How we larfed as we enjoyed taking the piss out of w4nkers like Mal, Cambridgebore, URNU Student, James future nobber, Inniskilen Dragon and W. Mitty amongst others. Total prats all We`ve fed them lines to watch their "informed" replies! And what fun it has been. "But all good things" as they say.
We`ve had enough of the stupid posts from the walters, from the nobbers and from the genuinely stupid. It`s time to get this site back to where it once was, i.e. a military forum and not a fourth form common room.
If this post offends you, then find someone who gives a shit and tell them. Or you could simply just leave before you get binned

yours, aye,
Harry very Hacked Off.


P.S. I`m not really a "people person" at all. I`m a Scouser with an attitude and my attitude is that I absolutely do not suffer fools, er no offence

harry hackedoff wrote: er no offence

Oh, absolutely none taken dear fellow

harry hackedoff wrote:

er no offence


Oh, absolutely none taken dear fellow

Then you`ve absolutely nothing to worry about, my girl
Oooh, I`ve just gone all stern

Kin arsewipes, I`ve had enough of them.

I was wondering if goldie rmp still lurks around these days? Hows he doing with the kid and everything.....

The community forum smells like goats cheese....you should destroy it.....

Just wondering if i have ever won one of these prestigeous awards??

p.s. I dont have Microsoft Word to spell check, thats why i have a spelling error:P

Greg S wrote: The community forum smells like goats cheese....you should destroy it.....

Nah Greg...thats my feet you can smell

Maybe some other people have got rather "hacked off" with the abuse recieved by people accusing other people of being "nobbers", "walters" and the like. Maybe, just maybe THOSE PEOPLE are the ones who should wind in their necks and let everyone have their say fairly in this public internet forum.

I do not consider myself to be a "nobber", "walter" or "genuinely stupid". I have said some innapropriate things on here, especially when i first registered. However, i have been out of school a while, and have distanced myself fully from the "fourth form common room" and the bullshit that goes on in it. I have applied myself fully to acheive my aims of joining the Parachute Regiment, and i will live up to my username, with just 34 days to go until i start up in Catterick.

You say you want to return the forums to "where it once was, i.e. a military forum ", yet you start threads entitled "W4NKER OF THE WEEK".

I think you dislike people like me who know quite alot of information about the army, yet i am not yet "in" so my posts are somehow ignored and i am branded a "walter". If there was an award for the most arrogant on here, i am confident you would do well. Maybe the thread should be entitled, "MOST ARROGANT CNUT OF THE WEEK".

This is not a teenage mood swing, nor an aggressive stab. I am simply airing my personal opinion in reply to your post, THE VERY ESSENCE OF A FORUM.
And yes Harry, you are correct, it is time for me to leave, I have overstayed my welcome, Cya m8

James

james (future para)
If only you knew.................................................................

Bit early for may Flies innit? Still. a good rise is a lovely site on a calm evening. Fish on m'dear.

I dont take seriously anything Scousers say anyway

Greg, Goldie hasn`t been around for a while, not since he posted the phot of him wearing a dress......

James and URNU, why not simply leave? You are not wanted, your posts are boring, ill-informed or ridiculous in extremis and long-term users of this site think you are a joke. Am I getting through? Would you like me to spell it out in idiot-speak?
We don`t want you, we don`t need you and we think you detract from what this site should be.
Bye girls. Surpluss pals is looking for a few tossers, it could be you.

So what should members of this site be like then? Care to tell us?

Anyhow I thought all you lot were nice and happy in your subscription forum away from us commoners?

Is it not cracking up as expected up there? Oh dear!

URNU,
Everything is fine over there,
but its been brought to our attention that we've been slacking in keeping tabs on this side of things, and well, to be frank (cos I like being him) the community side has gone downhill rapidly.

The time is now upon us to do a bit of weeding out and to get this forum back on track to the place where it once was.

That is all.....and as Harry said.....no offence

and as Harry said.....no offence

Bye girls, www.surplusspals.com awaits you. Or is that ARRSE.com
Who cares, just leave

james (future Para) wrote: And yes Harry, you are correct, it is time for me to leave, I have overstayed my welcome, Cya m8

James

Can this be true??????
Its not April the 1st per chance?