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Me Resign You Must Be Joking
Posted: Wed 27 Oct, 2004 6:28 pm
by Tab
MOD's Senior Civil Servant refused calls from the MP's to resign. Sit Kevin Tebbit admitted that it had to write of 8 Chinook Helicopters worth 259 million pounds as they can't fly if there is a cloud in the sky. He was also taken to task over the new Apache Helicopters sitting on the ground as they can't train the pilots. The MP's said " That whole affair was a fiasco caused by downright, and absolute incompetence". Sir Kevin replied that no one had ever predicted that the Chinooks might have been needed for a war in Iraq. It was pointed out to him that the British Forces where expected to operate any where in the world. sir Kevin then said "There is nothing I can do to put it right in the near future"
Now personally I think that twat should be fired let alone asked to resign
Posted: Wed 27 Oct, 2004 6:45 pm
by sneaky beaky
If the helicopters can't fly without a cloud in the sky, then they definitely can't fly in UK!!
Sack the B*****d
Sneaky
Posted: Wed 27 Oct, 2004 8:13 pm
by bootneck
I`m with you on that one guys, the weather in the uk must be one of the worst in the world, nice and sunny one minute, then pishing down the next, hang him more like
Posted: Wed 27 Oct, 2004 8:15 pm
by El Prez
On June 14th 1919 a pair of yankees crossed the Atlantic. They were using string and needles for a compass, (
) Whatever.
85 years on and our intrepid lads can't fliegle near clouds in their twin rotor beasts.
Posted: Wed 27 Oct, 2004 8:23 pm
by bootneck
El Prez wrote:On June 14th 1919 a pair of yankees crossed the Atlantic. They were using string and needles for a compass, (
)
I thought Derek and yourself hailed from these fine shores Rob
Posted: Wed 27 Oct, 2004 8:35 pm
by stripey588
must get our lads a real boost knowing that pillocks like him have a say in the kit they will use/not use.
use him as target practice, least he will be doing summit worthwhile.
Posted: Sat 30 Oct, 2004 5:51 pm
by Kat =^..^=
Posted: Sat 30 Oct, 2004 5:57 pm
by Tab
I think you will find that the two that crossed the Atlantic in 1919 was Allcock & Brown. There is even a statue to them at Heathrow.
Posted: Sat 30 Oct, 2004 6:08 pm
by harry hackedoff
All cock and brown
Now, who does that remind you of
Posted: Sat 30 Oct, 2004 7:07 pm
by Cliodna
harry hackedoff wrote:All cock and brown
Now, who does that remind you of
Errrrmmm!!!!
Morgan the Organ????
Posted: Sat 30 Oct, 2004 8:32 pm
by bootneck
harry hackedoff wrote:All cock and brown
Now, who does that remind you of
All cock..that`ll be rob then
Brown... that`ll be Derek then, due to the copious amounts of that fine nectar, "Newcastle Broon Ale" supped at birth.
cheers guys
Posted: Sun 31 Oct, 2004 8:45 am
by MyssL
harry hackedoff wrote:All cock and brown
Now, who does that remind you of
An extremely good date three weeks ago....
Posted: Sun 31 Oct, 2004 3:46 pm
by Cliodna
And just what were you doing Stix, to get your cock all brown?????
Nah, stow it..............I really don't want to know
Posted: Mon 01 Nov, 2004 10:48 am
by bootneck