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Posted: **Fri 18 Jul, 2003 7:54 pm**

there is a street called Heredord Close near me and i am wondering, am i in the SAS?

Posted: **Fri 18 Jul, 2003 9:13 pm**

Of course you are! Not only you are, but so is that fat ar*ehole in the pub that was one of the other 2647 members of the SAS that were on that balcony in 1980.

Posted: **Fri 18 Jul, 2003 10:03 pm**

i knew it, ever since i grew my first tash when i was 15

Posted: **Fri 18 Jul, 2003 11:26 pm**

DAMM that must make me MI 8 then, as I have a black suit with ray bands and drive a black Mercedes, ohm wait that might be the MIB (men in black)... 0X

lew

Posted: **Thu 24 Jul, 2003 9:39 pm**

I don't know about you but I am not in the SAS

Posted: **Fri 25 Jul, 2003 10:40 am**

Oh yeah your in the SAS i seen you at the embassy was a bit crowded on that balcony though trying to fit over 2000 of us to storm it

Posted: **Fri 25 Jul, 2003 10:59 am**

My grandad served for many years in the SAS, and was practically indispensable by all accounts. How the Scottish Ambulance Service would've got by without him is a question many are still trying to answer. . .

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 12:47 am**

Oh yeah your in the SAS i seen you at the embassy was a bit crowded on that balcony though trying to fit over 2000 of us to storm it

Tony D, where you the guy in the black uniform and mask carrying the rifle? i think i remember you.

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 11:47 am**

I was the one who parachuted in through the embassy skylight. You never saw me because I was ninja fast.

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 12:08 pm**

Saturday And Sunday Sod more like.

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 12:49 pm**

You guys are very funny !

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 3:35 pm**

theres a guy down the road from me who actually teleported into the embassy reseption using technology acuired from the russians during the cold war, he says he was in the SAS but i suspect he was a singular free lance anti terrorist life force

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 3:52 pm**

that guy was my great uncle...umm...steve i think his name was....used to be an ex-russian scientist aswel till he got infected with the deadly iamansaswannabeewhowillneverbeanybody syndrome...

he came back from that night at the embessy with detailed plans of Thames house and is currently in his secret lab on linthorpe road, under Maccy D's working away on his SA80 A81273 upgrade so he can storm the building and become James SAS Bond...

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 4:33 pm**

I think I’ve seen the guy who he buys his lab equipment of, a tall man probably called Bazza who picks fag ends of the floor. He’s always hanging around that area and this is the best explanation so far. He was in the SAS too, he repelled in through the skylights.

Posted: **Sun 27 Jul, 2003 4:59 pm**

Everyone knows Ol'Bazza...the ex-SAS superhero who now asks for 30p bacause he lost his busfair or his mam forgot to give him it, he has to go all the way back to SASEMBASSY St.

where he drinks his SAS issue cider and smokes 22RGT Cigs with his 12yr old bird.....NO LIE:|

Baz can get you anything for any price....ever wanted a 17wheeled Iraqi boat/plane? Baz can get it for your private army, look well on that new carrier hes got in stock.

cheers, dave

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